Obsessive Computing Disorder

Psychological / neurological condition.

The inability to pass a single moment without interacting with a computer screen of some sort.

The inability to pause and relax and actually think about nothing, without feeling the overwhelming need to fill your consciousness with the inane drivel that your extended circle of "friends" post on their social media.

The inability to interact with real people in a social situation without fucking tweeting that you're doing so and instagramming a photo of it onto fucking pinterest.

Work was utterly hectic so I took five minutes away from the desk to do a crap, but I have Obsessive Computing Disorder so before I knew it I was getting my phone out for a quick game of turds with friends

by jwgrooves October 24, 2013

stop cumming in my popcorn

When someone begs you to stop cumming in their popcorn

guy 1:hey dude stop cumming in my popcorn :<
guy 2:no :)

by BBC Maesteo September 30, 2023

Senior Chief Cummings

A senior enlisted TACAMITE veteran of the United States Navy. A silver-tongued devil that has mastered the use of the English language. His quips are usually directed towards others who may be arrogant, stupid or careless enough to attempt to challenge the TACAMO Jedi of Jargon to a verbal war of words. Warning: Do not challenge him, you will lose. Although usually unprovoked, he sometimes enjoys luring Junior Officers and Chief Petty Officer selectees into a well placed linguistic trap.

Did you hear that Chief pull a "Senior Chief Cummings" on that Lieutenant? He probably won't leave the Wardroom for days.

by Black Shoe December 12, 2010

cumming

Word used to describe an orgasm.

"Oh god I'm cumming"
"I jacked off so hard last night, I was cumming everywhere"

by Austin7432 January 18, 2008

Cumming

The continuous tense of "cum".

I was cumming in my pants. " Stop cumming Bob!" My friend said to me.

by Jason is the best April 8, 2021

cumming

A city in Georgia. I feel very bad for people that live there.

P1: Hey, where do you live?

P2: Um... Cumming.

P1:...right. And I live in Clitoris.

by The Knowledge January 31, 2008

Cumming

A word used when speaking of the climax of sexual intercourse/mastubation.

Indeed a town in Georgia and Iowa.

A funny way to say that you are on your way to someone's house.

My last name.

"I think I'm cumming."
"I just came all over you."

'Welcome to Cumming, Georgia.'

P1: "Where are you?"
P2: "I'm cumming. Be there in a minute."

Cumming, Timothy

by my_cum_on_your_face February 18, 2009