Commuter Cup

The unofficial race that takes place between (usually slow and unfit) bicycle commuters on the way too/from work. Also can refer to a road with an abundance of cyclists.

A lot of points on the commuter cup up on offer on main street today.

by joho_b February 3, 2009

Cumputer

A computer that an individual uses for mostly viewing, storing, buying or selling pornography.

My cumputer had a hardrive failure yesterday due to a virus that I got, most likely trough all the pornography I was watching.

by John The Savage February 19, 2015

Commuted Relationship

"When someone wants to be in a relationship with a specific someone but good dingly darn it they need to smash on the way to said person"

“I really like him but I think I’m not ready to settle down so quick so looks like I’ll have to be in a commuted relationship.”

by Zelley August 23, 2023

Stella-commute

Working from the bar with a Stella Artois in hand.

"I'm not going into the office today; I'm going to Stella-commute."

by AJLaw May 27, 2009

Online Commute

The process of logging into your work location online/remotely.
The possibility of accomplishing your office task remotely from any location by using a computer to access work information.

Hey John, my car broke down today, I'll think i'll just do online commute today

by AshiJ July 16, 2020

morning commute

When you walk of shame so often, it becomes routine.

Matt: Have fun on your walk of shame!

Anna: Are you kidding me? This is my morning commute

by Erk1 May 15, 2014

commuter claw

arm bent in permanent 'c' shape from constant holding of cell phone to ear, ie: medical condition

there are a lot of cases of that commuter claw beginning to appear...

by michael foolsley November 19, 2009