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Cuffing Season

Duration: It starts the day after Halloween and ends the day after Valentine's Day.
November 1st - February 15th

When done with ulterior motives, it's the time women trick desperate men with romantic inclinations to get gifts and guys 'date down' to get gifts from desperate, grateful low hanging fruit.

It's a despicable practice and I don't suggest anyone doing the aforementioned, especially since during this time of year, emotions are extremely high and you risk getting your tires slashed (men).

But when it's mutual and both parties are knowledgeable and complicit in the act, it can be worthwhile; they just want to spend the cold holidays with someone who cares for them (even if it's just an illusion of a relationship OR 'seasonal friends with benefits').

The reason behind this is that in most places it's cold and cloudy most of the time; a very depressing time of the year for most, but even more so when you don't have someone who cares for you or willing to spend time with you.

Some ladies with means/looks get boy toys and some guys opt out of a serious relationship for 'girlfriend experience'.

Those who were in lasting relationships before cuffing season...well, there's a reason why the majority of children are born in August - October...they were conceived...IN CUFFING SEASON!
Cuffing Season has begun; have you been cuffed?
by 800Wmarietta January 2, 2016
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Cuffington

When a bitch has you captivated to the point that you are putting all of your time and money into her with no hesitation. Some might confuse it with pussy whipped but when a male suffers from cuffington he has the full control to do as he pleases. Just that magical allure of her fantastic vagina keeps him ready to do and spend whatever it may be.
Andrew "Why the fuck are you still even bothering with Ruth?"
Rob "I dunno man, she's just got me. I just can't let it go."
Andrew "Fucking cuffington."
by Bachmayne December 15, 2010
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Cuffing Season

A stupid made up season with no correlating evidence what so ever.
Paige said it was cuffing season. She was full of it.
by Blackcatwiththemac November 13, 2018
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Cuffing Season

Darren: Hey bro, you good?

Ted: Nah bro. It's cuffing season

Darren: Fuck
by urbanspinch December 30, 2021
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cuffin' the dog

Nothing moved Billy more than a good round of cuffin' the dog.
by Drew Bryden May 11, 2003
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cuffing

When a hooker keeps the money she earns from her pimp
Pimp Daddy: Hoe! yo been cuffing my cash! *slap* Dont make me use to pimp stick on you again!
by larzen November 1, 2007
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cuffin' it

i was cuffin' it the other day and it was sick.
by ballin and shot callin August 4, 2007
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