muff cuffed

When a person is utterly and completely controlled by a female partner: see pussy whipped

When James changed religions after dating his newest girlfriend, I could only be led to assume that James is muff cuffed

by @TheReptile September 23, 2016

Snuggle Cuffed

To be locked into a position while Cuddling and not be able to move.

Dude I was Snuggle Cuffed by my girl last night.

by Biggie_Boi September 10, 2019

cuffer

someone who uses the end of their sleeve as a hankerchief

"eurr... look at that crust on his sleave, he's such a cuffer!"

by Jason K1 October 20, 2006

cuffed

broke; cash-strapped

"man,I can't buy that, I'm cuffed till I get paid."

by Anonymous November 5, 2003

Cuffed Buffalo

When you tie a string around your cock & balls until the tissue dies and falls off.

Dave created a cuffed buffalo by wrapping dental floss around his penis for 3 days. He now has no male genitalia.

by Mile High Burrito Gang June 14, 2010

K-Cuffed

To be excessively wasted/fucked, be it on alcohol or various other cocktails of drugs.

Tom: Hey man did you see Andy last night at that party?
Ben: Yeah dude that motherfucker was K-cuffed!

by Ben Clarke December 30, 2007

Cuffe

I fat blob like object that think it can speak spanish but can't.
To stay alive it eats the souls of little kittens.
Doesnt no how to teach suck balls dies die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die but it wnt

Hoze:I hate the Cuffe object in my class
Retarted Emo Child: KILL IT

by Gooingz February 15, 2009