cubicle rations

Any type of snack food brought from home and eaten between meals while working in a cubicle in an office environment.

cheez-its, wheat thins, protein bars, atkins shakes, fig newtons, goldfish crackers, oreos, apples, cheetos.

by Devin April 19, 2004

Cubicle Hunter

A cougar who pursues her male co-workers while at work.

For for the first three months Billy worked here Betty didn't leave him alone and chased the poor boy around the office like the horny cubicle hunter that she is.

by Harris of Tampa August 20, 2008

Cubicle Laughter

A stifled laugher often associated with inappropriate non-work related material at work.

The goal of a cubicle laugh is to prevent others from knowing you aren't working hard because if you're laughing you can't possibly be productive.

Breaking from cubicle laugher into genuine laughter causes the prairy dog effect to occur in surrounding cubes as co-workers wonder what could possibly be so funny.

I burst into cubicle laughter when I learned that Ryan had been crop dusting the opposite end of the building all day.

by trappedinacubiclelaughing August 4, 2009

Cubicle Cunt

n. A person who does not control his behavior accordingly in a confined environment. Someone who speaks too loudly, makes comments about people when they are within earshot, and/or eats offensively-smelling food in the office.

John was on the phone for half an hour yesterday, and spoke so loud that the whole office - even the boss - could hear him. And to make it worse, he was actually commenting on co-workers and the boss. If John is not a cubicle cunt, I don't know who is.

by Seb13 February 4, 2009

cubicle war

The act whereby sabotage or decorating occurs in one's cubicle when the owner has stepped out and isn't around to witness who did the deed. A cubicle war will escalate as the first person retaliates and in some cases, activates other soldiers but sabotaging the wrong cubicle in return. Acts of sabotage can be as simple as posting signs on the front of the cubicle - "This Exhibit is now Closed!" - to sending out emails from an unlocked pc inviting people to a free lunch.

Some cubicle wars are tamer - one's space is decorated for a birthday or special occasion.

Cubicle War will be around so long as managers continue to put people into small spaces.

by specops August 27, 2006

Milford Cubicle

A character in Salad fingers who persued Salad Fingers because he stole his nettle carrier. Later on died due to slamming his head against Salad Fingers' door. Was known for wearing a BBQ apron.

You look like your name's Milford Cubicle.

by PizzleFashizzle September 3, 2004

Cubicle 15

Like Freshmen 15, you supposedly will gain 15lbs in your freshmen year. Cubicle 15 is the same, the phenomenon of gaining 15lbs in your first year working in a cubicle.

A: How's your new job?
B: Damn dude, all I do is sit. Cubicle 15, man.

A: I'm getting fat ever since I start that 9-5 life.

B: ikr, #cubicle15.

by nomnombeast December 13, 2014