cuban ipad

term used in 2015 to tell someone that their roblox exploits are trash

Cuban Ipad Exploits

by P0larr November 25, 2020

Cuban Time

A length of time that is extended beyond the normal measure or standard by society. Usually by an incrementing setting, such as hours later than expected.

IE: Alternate dimension of time that Cubans use or those native to the Miami area.

Dude where is Getter with the Rp ?

Dunno man he runs on Cuban Time.

by Shiaru Ishtar March 31, 2011

salty cuban

Male ejaculating on the face of passed-out partners face, then applying partners shaved pubic hair to aforementioned semen. The resulting combination of seamen and pubic hair to resemble a Cuban exile arriving in Florida after a extended time on the ocean.

Last night I gave her a "Salty Cuban"

by millboy May 31, 2013

cuban frappe

To piss in a coffee cup, eg. frappe or starbucks cup

- Dude you really did a Cuban Frappe into a starbucks?
- I am not telling you about the process.

by str4t0s March 22, 2023

Cuban Resources

A department at a large company that oversees the advancement of Cubans and other hispanics at the expense of Caucasians.

Shaniqua from Cuban Resources suspended a white man for offending Marcal.

by Jean Shepherd January 19, 2010

cuban breakfast

Inserting a mixture of rice and beans into a girl's asshole. Similar to a Portuguese breakfast.

Tommy gave his girlfriend a cuban breakfast this morning. Let's just say it was a bit messy.

by arylius December 1, 2020

Cuban Roll

In Florida, the art of crossing 5+ lanes of traffic suddenly to exit the highway. Usually with no warning or signal to other drivers on the road. Moving from the far left fast lane to the exit lane in one smooth transition with no regard for the safety of themselves or other drivers. This driving tactic is actually not limited to Florida.

**Driver witnessing a car in front of him says to his passenger**

"Did you just see that guy in front of us?? He did a cuban roll right off the highway??"

**Driver to passenger**

"Hang on, I have to cuban roll or I'm going to miss the exit!"

See also: California Roll, Salmon Roll, Geriatric Roll

by NastyMcT August 21, 2009