Malarky Nuget Crunch

A delicious part of this well balanced breakfast.

Mmmm... This Malarky Nuget Crunch is great!
Pass me the Malarky Nuget Crunch!

by lokijki January 26, 2008

Sir Sir Francis Loganallahan Black-a-Crack Nashville Bunch-a-Crunch King III

Martin Luther King Jr.'s rich white cousin

"I heard Sir Sir Francis Loganallahan Black-a-Crack Nashville Bunch-a-Crunch King III wasn't even sad about his cousin's death!"
"Yeah, what a selfish prick!"

by Canned_Ice July 28, 2019

Nestle Crunch

A very crunchy Nestle

"Wow this thing is very crunchy"
"Thats why i love nestle crunch"

by Broopt November 1, 2020

nestle crunch

when u shart and it leaves crunchy stuff in your drawers

christina sharted some nestle crunch again

by dless June 16, 2010

Nanna's Nut Crunch

When a teenage male has sexual fantasies about a woman over sixty.

John had a case of nanna's nut crunch for his social studies teacher.

by JK_Paddywhack September 26, 2007

KFC Nutty Crunch

When you tongue a girl's unclean butthole (because she didn't wipe), and you land up pushing your tongue too far down her cornhole that you catch last night's dinner on your tastebuds. But you're too far gone to pull out your tongue, so you keep throating her hole while you swirl a mix of saliva and nuts between her sphincter and your mouth.

I tongue-puncher her butthole so hard that I mixed up a KFC NUTTY CRUNCH - at least I got to eat for free that night.

by DJ CHAD January 18, 2019

Nut crunch

A hit to the groin that produces sound.
Nut- Testicle
Crunch- The sound of something getting crushed.

Guy 1: Oh man! Everyone heard that! She gave you a nut crunch! Guys help me carrying this mofo to the bathroom!
Guy 2: Oh my balls! My fucking balls!
Guy 1: Dude, give me one hand, we take you to the bathroom.

by DaveDH March 10, 2023