Cruzing

It is the art of wasting someone's time for one's own pleasure

Why are you cruzing me? Are you cruzing tonight?

by ITNoodles February 14, 2014

Lower Body Crumping

Humping so fast and coordinatedly that it looks like you're crumping using your lower half

Mary and her dance instructer were lower body crumping all night long, much to the dismay of her neighbours.

by knomas thight December 14, 2010

omg im cuming

when a male squirts white liquid called cum out of his penis.

female: (moans)
Male: omg im cuming

female: pull out pull out
Male: to late

9months later

Doctor: its a beautiful baby boy

by daddy harder omg harder daddy November 8, 2021

crumbing

1. stuffing crumbs down a male's urethra, then shooting them back out during ejaculation in order to arouse self or partner's appetite and sexual organs

2. stealing an intelligent person's idea and taking all the credit for it

1. Crumbing isn't a big turn on for me, but I know my brother likes it.

2. Sam is always crumbing me! Now everyone thinks he's more clever.

by Briannica November 19, 2004

crumping

a new dance for the new age music of hip-hop, worst kind of dancing you can do the needs no skill what so ever to do

bboys - hey the crumpers messed up your hyped cypher again...

crumper - aye nikka what the fawk ish a cyper...???

bboys - damn their hip-pop is shit...

crumper - stfu real hiphop has no breakdancing in it

bboys - lets kick their big shirt wearing ass..

by iloveyoubabycakes May 15, 2005

Crumbing

The act of searching for with one's hands, and subsequent removal by sweeping motion, small pieces of dirt, food and other minutiae from the surface of a bed, esp. preceding sexual intercourse.

Stop your crumbing and come have sexy time with me!

by metalibrarian December 14, 2011

CRUMMING

The act of crying while having an orgasm.

Dona: How did it go with Jerry last night? Reba: Oh it was fine until he started crumming.

by JTOTHEHIGH October 6, 2016