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crippled

Mostly used in video games. It's when either you, an opponet, or Non Playable Charcter hits you or them so hard that it only leaves you or them with a very small or very little ammount of health remaing.
Dude that guy just crippled me with that 25 hit combo from Ryu.
by drider July 14, 2010
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crippled soul

When ones inner self or individual identity is in danger of becoming extinct. Someones inner self or self concise is dying and everyone can see and feel it.Basically to have ones spirit abandon or leave them due to harm or terrible acts ( doing fat chicks).
Man I use to help old ladies cross the street, now I charge them $1 for my service, I have a fucking crippled soul. Save me baby Jesus.
by The show a.k.a Gio March 4, 2008
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crap croppler

One who likes to take warm shit and squeeze it vigorously between his/her fingers, creating shitworms that spurt out onto the knuckles. "Cropple" is the light popping sound that the feces make upon being forced through the tight spaces.
"I hid in the backyard croppling dogshit all day."
"I'm a crap croppler, and I don't care who knows!!!"
"Why are your hands so dirty? Have you been croppling crap again?"
by disneywhite June 22, 2009
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Shit-Crippled

The inability to take a poop due to one's current circumstances.
"I go to take a poop and after sitting in the stall I hear a little kid talking to his mom. I was completely shit-crippled for like 10 minutes untill they left.
by Thunderbeard June 1, 2013
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crippled johnny

When ones dick is overworked to the point that they cant get an erection.
Stephen gets crippled johnny's with his fag partners.
by Jack M May 4, 2003
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crippled bagpipe

When you're fucking a girl in the ass and you wrap your arms around her stomach and squeeze, causing her to fart on your dick.
Jenny wouldn't let me try the crippled bagpipe last night because we had Mexican for dinner and she was afraid she'd shit all over my dick.
by massterblaster December 16, 2013
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Crippled retard

Mr.bobheimer
Mr.bobheimer is a crippled retard
by Fuck boy 56 October 25, 2019
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