crookie

Crooked old men.

Combination of crook + oldie.

Plural(tend to gather in the viagra aisle): Crookies.

A: “Have you ever noticed that guys that specifically call girls ‘college-aged’ haven’t been near a college in the last 15-20 years?”
B: “Omg you’re right, those f***ing crookies.”

by crookiehunter November 13, 2025

Harry Cromie

Any boy named Harry Cromie is perfect in every single way. They have gorgeous eyes that you will get lost in, perfect fluffy hair and amazing smile. He may break your heart atleast once but he will fall for you one day.

"have you met the now boy?"
"Omg hes he is such a Harry Cromie "
"my new crush!"

by anonymousssx September 9, 2020