cooking the books

a frequent practice of lying and cheating in any record bookkeeping, in order to substancially increase your own personnal profit and earnings. OR knowingly providing incorrect information in a companies financial statements. This is, needless to say, illegal.

Johnny went to jail for cooking the books at his office.

by losrunner April 9, 2004

Choking Trojan

First used by Brian Molko in Placebo's classic 'Commercial for Levi'. The song depicts flirtations with various illict substances, gay sex and other licentious acts. In simple terms, to 'choke trojan' is to perform oral sex on another man.

'You're the one whose always choking trojan,
You're the one who always showers golden'

by Superfly TNT October 23, 2004

cooking mama

Cooking Mama is a video game for the Nintendo DS. In the game players must choose what they wish to make from a selected list. when the desired food has been selected players must then perform a series of actions using the stylus based on what the instructions tell the player to do. tasks consist of chopping, slicing, boiling etc.
However thier is a time limit on how long the player has to do the task. The player is rated on how well they perform the task and this leads to and overall points score and a medal.

Cooking Mama is a very good video game.

by SamGreenbank February 8, 2008

White trash cooking

Preparing alternative, disgustingly fattening meals to pizza and McDonald's, when your money is low from having been eating out all the time.

This process involves using idiotic words and phrases - in combination with: a rolling pin, a mallet, a strainer, cheese, a microwave, salt, pepper, and sauce.

White trash cooking example:

"What ma wayf did was:

1)Cullied it on the counter.
2)Mashed it into a trepiditious paste.
3)Fermented it into a milky sauce.

4)Popped it into the microwave and then melted cheese on it until it was nice and gooey.

Then we sprinkled salt and pepper on top of it. After supper, we went out to Dairy Queen."

by Chowderhead34 July 29, 2011

Chokin the chicken

To choke the chicken means to masturbate.

Ralph made the world record in the chokin the chicken contest. It was .5 seconds!

by Dennis Tran September 23, 2005

Cooking up some bullshit

To think up a lie, normally to tell to your parents, friends, teachers, or anyone you need to lie to.

John- did you hear billy fucked a hooker?
Eric- No way, he's cooking up some bullshit

by Stauder October 19, 2008

choking the chicken

another word for masterbation, flagging the mule, slapping the salami, beating the bisop, wacking off and buttering the corn some people do this alot like Donny

Donny

by G April 11, 2003