Cocketizer

a blowjob or handjob before a meal; a sexual act with one's penis before sitting down for a meal

Honey, would you like a cocketizer before my parents get here for dinner?

by candilandi August 7, 2009

Spanish crocheting

A often used euphemism for male masterbation making fun of the Spanish for thier flamboyancy and being feminine behavior.

Bro why are you Spanish crocheting in class?

by Yarnar300 December 9, 2021

The Davey Crockett

When you assume the 69 position, the female takes a shit on your head giving you what appears to be a Davey Crockett hat with the tail on your head.

It was pleasant meeting up with Meghan from work as she gave me The Davey Crockett.

by Razor488 December 30, 2009

crockett kid

Super radical person who likes Oasis

Liam and Noel Gallagher are THE Crockett kids

by GASPANIC December 9, 2003

Crotch crocheting

A slang term for masturbation

When Tim was crotch crocheting Into Grandma’s wicker basket, he heard a door open.

by Uncommon Merganser September 12, 2019

davy crockett

So your loving your girl strong getting her wet and really loose, really loose (this is of the utmost importance). As things heat up head south, and instead of munching the rug slip your head into her vagina up to your forehead, like a baseball cap. the spin around so you both have your backs on the bed, table, sink, mother, you know whatever. Then stand up with your new vagina headware and ask politely for her to "drop a load" down your neck, dont work clean up is a breeze! Go look in the mirror you sould have something that looks like the great davy crocket coon skinned hat.

So I was riding this bird and my head got cold so I davy crockett'ed that shit and now I cant get this brown ring off my forehead.

by punkskyw August 18, 2006

crockett

An unusualy sluty woman.

"Hey look over at that whore. What a crockett!"

by m dizzle T May 2, 2006