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i'm a senior citizen i can't drive for my life. oh wait there's somebody behind me why don't i just cut them off cause i earned my drivers license all of 6 million years ago and i can barely see over the dash board.
get out of my way you gosh darn hoodlums. ups there's nobody behind behind me or at least i can't see tem cause i'm blind. here i go!!!!!
by dubya January 22, 2004
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senior citizen

A class of people who hold the wisdom of the world. They are often seen giving advice to idiot kids who always refuse to follow it and then end up falling on their faces before the figure out that with age comes a bit of wisdom.
The senior citizen told the teen to pull up his belt and stop showing your nasty booty, or you'll never get a job.
by Rhumba Girl September 13, 2010
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American Citizen

The excuse Americans assume will let them get what they want, especially when they are in another country.
Little do they know, most people don't think America's the world, or does American citizenship have anything to their concern.
1. "Don't shoot! I'm an American citizen!"

2. "Sorry sir, this man was before you in line."
"But you don't seem to understand; I'm an American citizen!"

3. "We'll surely be allowed in there; We're american citizens!"
"What does that have any importance here in England?"
by weird fish July 25, 2009
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Star Citizen

A space game that currently has raised over 36 million dollars, even though it hasn't been released yet. It is likely that they will take the money and run.
Ben: Hey Jeff, you should donate to Star Citizen!
Jeff: I don't want them to take my money for an unfinished game!
by KaBoom January 14, 2014
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Citizen Flagpole

1. The Greatest Musicians to ever live.
2. Spreaders of Antarctican Propaganda.
3. A large penis.
1. Matthew J Nerger III, Alexander Elijah Hampe IX, Derek Abraham Ray IV, Peter Moses Murphy XXVII are in Citizen Flagpole
2. "Have you heard of color? And how!"
3. See #1's pants.
by Jesus Christ XIV May 7, 2008
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upright citizen

Meaning to be on the straight and narrow path as an outstanding member of society.
My friend stopped watching Porno to focus more on becoming an upright citizen.
by Mindtrix July 6, 2017
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Wary Citizen

Someone who will ring the police at the first sign of trouble. Usually a neighbour, will look out the window and watch for troublemakers. The wary citizen will see someone drop a receipt and call 999 wasting the emergency services time and the wary citizen calms down as soon as they arrive. The emergency services will leave and the wary citizen will feel proud that they have managed to look after their community. They are mostly pensioners living in the south of England with nothing else to do with their time.
Random Guy: That guy just kicked a stone.
Wary Citizen: That's it, I'm calling the police!
by Mc Noggin August 10, 2017
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