The teen who cried bisexual

Teens who lie about their sexuality for attention, causing GENUINE bisexuals to not be taken seriously when coming out.

A direct pun on "the boy who cried wolf".

Mary: Mom, I have something to tell you....I'm bi.

Mom: Psst, oh please! All teens are "bi".

Mary: I'm serious mom....

Mom:Yeah yeah, now shut up I'm watching Oprah.

~The teen who cried bisexual is the reason her mom doesn't believe her.

by lalala45677 June 9, 2010

criteria

Standards (plural) of measurement or judgement. Often (see previous definition) confused with its singular form 'criterion'.

In choosing a design for the new taxicabs, reliability and aesthetics will be our main criteria.

by jeff yates June 30, 2005

Cried

something that happens when you laugh so much tears actually come out of your face

"The look on her face was so funny i cried!"

by mima182 March 27, 2009

Cited

When your OTP (One True Pairing) is too cute and you can't even.

Or

Too legit to quit.

Brangelina (Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, aka Jolie-Pitt) are cited.

Yo dude, that 360 mlg no scope was cited.

by Asian Mafia May 31, 2016

Text-Cited

The act of being overwhelmingly excited trough a text-message via cell phone, with out showing the emotion externally.

OMG!I totally just won the Lottery!

You wouldn't believe this but I just got married!

I GOT THE JOB!!!

These would be examples of being Text-Cited

ExcitedTextOmgPhoneCell Phone

by 2cool4Urban May 21, 2009

Crites

A traitor to their own college. He roots against his own school's teams.

Student #1: Our teams gunna win!
Student #2: Nah the other teams got it in the bag
Student #1: Stop being such a Crites

by TheBandit December 29, 2012

criteen

Noun- Slang for broads named Christine. Must emphasize the Crit and teen.

Criteen, gettcha ass ovah herr!

by Captain Fotch, Ph.D. April 21, 2007