Cretin/kretin

A cretin is a person that is stupid and has done something of significant stupidity. However it can be used as a general insult not the strongest of insults but still an under appreciated word

Can be used to describe a stupid action example:
" did you hear Jamie's gone and got chlamydia"
"What an absolute cretin/kretin "

by Hippo light catcher June 14, 2017

cretin

A wierdo person who just is... weird.

See: Jeff Hyman AKA Joey Ramone

by Myajd jdg September 6, 2005

Cretin Blanket

And individual or event which detracts the attention of inferior or less desirable people away from what everyone else is doing. It's the person who hosts another party to take the school idiots away from the everyone else, so everyone can enjoy themselves without being anxious about dimwits turning up

Will: "Are you going to Timmy's party?"
George: "I want to, but what if the idiots turn up"
Will: "Don't worry, Lucy's party is on the same day"
George: "Ahhh Lucy is a total cretin blanket"

by GrumpyBint May 23, 2013

Cretin stomp

Cretin stomp, is when the dnb dj drops the most filthy stinking double, triple or chop drop that one looses all motor skills and must reboot brain. This is done by throwing hands together at knee height looking like a combination of a missed clap and hug whilst simultaneously stomping the floor a singular time. After this action full cretin mode is activated.

Holy shit man this build up has so much tension, I think I’m about to cretin stomp on this drop.

by The rarkuss March 12, 2023

Cretin trolls

The idiots who define people's names on Urban Dictionary. Despite the fact that it clearly states you shouldn't define people's names, the submissions page is filled with many from these people. Usually the same people who can "hack" Wikipedia by hitting the edit button. Usually high school aged children in elementary school.

Urban Dictionary needs a filter for Cretin trolls.

by Tyler Menezes November 10, 2007

turtle cretin

A person who is completely stupid and meaningless, when this person is tapped un-knowingly on there head there head will retract into there neck like a turtle. Also they excrete a odour that resembles perspiration, body odour and feces.

“Lee is a complete turtle cretin”

by wee joby August 10, 2009

Cretin Troll

Someone who uses UrbanDictionary as their own private forum.

Help Rid This Site of Cretin Trolls

by ME!! June 26, 2006