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cumstache

After the act of oral sex, on occasion the partner's cum is left behind on the upper lip, under the nose. This can resemble a mustache and commonly confused as a milk mustache.
John gave the ho a fancy handle-bar cumstache, paid for her fine services and departed ways.
by Knifo August 25, 2011
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crustacean

A word used by non-blacks to refer to black people when they're around. Can be equally used as nigger.
A: Can you believe those crustaceans in the back?
B: They ate all the mashed potatoes and fried chicken!! );
A: THOSE BASTARDS!
by N15 February 20, 2009
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Crustacean

Someone who is crusty. A person who lacks hygiene.
Damn that fool looks like a crustacean.
by Christ. Pher February 11, 2015
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Crapstache

The residue of poo left above the upper lip where a regular mustache would be located. The 'crapstache' can appear after an individual gives the bung tung to another individual. It can also appear after someone rubs his or her lip after wiping poo with his/her hand.
After a night on the town, Phillip spend the night with a ho fo sho. He awoke the next morning with a crapstache.
by Yubaldo April 9, 2008
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Creepstache

The mustache commonly worn by creepers.

A creepy looking mustache.
A creepy looking mustache on a creeper.
Jennie: Have you seen Michael?
Andee: You mean the one with the creepstache?
Jennie: Yeah!
by Yumm&Llama Lady November 15, 2011
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Credache

The dull headache that occurs when one worries about whether what they just did or said might hurt their reputation or credibility.
I said YOLO in front of my girlfriend, and I have had a credache all day.
by kickanus March 3, 2014
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crustacean-aids

It all started in 1976, when Mary, who had the first nasty case of crustacean-aids, slept with Jim. Jim went to the doctor, and the doctor was alit with wonder when he peered upon these tiny life forms wriggling in Jims mound of pubic hair.

"These are not normal crabs!" cried the doctor, hurridly grabbing a sample and jotting down some squiggles in his doctor diary.

The doctor told Jim he'd contact him in two weeks.

"I'll contact you in two weeks.

Two weeks later, Jim had developed what looked like coral; the crustacean-aids had built a crustacean home.

When Jim went back in to see the doctor, the doctor had grave news for Jim.

There was no known cure.

The doctor had published a journal of his discoveries.

"The crustacean-aids appear to be similar to the well-known pubic lice of this generation, but they are much worse. They smoke cigarettes and fornicate often.. They even have a cheerleading squad. Soon I reckon they'll infect us all."

And they did.
"Jim has crustacean-aids."
'Whats that?'
"Like crabs but worse."
by PhD.Md.Ba.Ma. Guache. December 12, 2015
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