credit card

The Most Common Thing Kids Steal.
Especially if one belongs to a mom.

Kid 1: I just stole my mom's credit card!
Kid 2: Oh cool, now you can have unlimited robux.

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 14, 2021

Crystal River Credit Card

Anything used to break into a home, vehicle, or business. ussualy a pair of bolt cutters, a slim jim, brick, or screwdriver.

The bike I wanted was chained to a post, good thing I brought my Crystal River Credit Card because now the bike is mine.

by blacksheeep September 2, 2010

Mississippi Credit Card

A set of bolt cutters used to cut locks to gain entry into tool sheds, storage buildings and businesses with the intent to steal property.

Bubba couldn't afford child support this month so he went on a shopping spree with his Mississippi Credit Card.

by Che's_Hands November 3, 2008

tennessee credit card

Garden hose used to syphin gas out of cars

syphin gashosetennessee credit card

by mopar May 10, 2009

puerto rican credit card

A knife that puerto ricans use to obtain money, goods and services.

Jose didn't get his welfare check yet, how did he pay for that beer? He used his puerto rican credit card.

by Tom Horsfield July 12, 2006

dick credit card

When a man takes his full erect penis and swipes it like a credit card between a male or female's ass cheeks

the guy i was with last night gave me a dick credit card

by Bungmangler April 23, 2007

Credit Card Game

Gambling with a group of friends to pay for food, by placing a credit card from everyone in the bill and telling your server to pick one at random.

"Man, I lost a credit card game last night. There were six of us at The Cheesecake Factory and the bill was $150"

by angrycalf February 14, 2012