copulate

This is a contraction of, " Cop you are late." As we all know, cops aren't the most timely when it comes to an emergency situation and often times show up later than we'd prefer depending on the severity of the situation in question.

Susan: "Copulate and now he's gone."

Officer: "Can you describe the assailant."

by Cbranson November 21, 2010

go forth and copulate

polite English usage for "fuck off".

In the presence of a teacher:
Schoolboy John: Go dip your head in a bucket of shit!
Tom: Why don't you go forth and copulate!

by Snooty Man August 22, 2011

Chapulation

Rigoh comes up to you while ur eating, then pulls down pants, get's on table and shit's all over your food XD

Random person: (eating) >munch munch<
Rigoh: pulls down pants, get's on table, and does chapulation on his food.
Random person: >walks away<

by MegaSaiyan17 May 16, 2009

Ecrapulate

To ecrapulate is when you think you're about to ejaculate, but you accidently take a crap instead, effectively ruining (or enhancing) the moment.

William was getting a handjob, but he really had to go to the bathroom, and effectively ecrapulated at his peak. Jenny wasn't impressed.

"Dude, I almost ecrapulated the other night, but I held it in and finished her off with an alabama hot pocket instead."

by Cockman, Defender of Vulgarity October 16, 2008

crapolantern

Crappy Halloween decoration

Hey, where did you get that Crapolantern?

by Jamie Sommers October 17, 2005

Cromulate

The state or act of being cromulent.

The third commandment of the Georgia Guidestones put in place by the Rosicrucian Order suggests that as long as the words one chooses to use cromulate well, it is irrelevant what the Oxford English Dictionary has to say on the matter.

by ManyNamesNoneTrue April 17, 2020

copulate

To fornicate, an act usually followed by a steamy excrement of relief. Well, for me anyway.

I copulated with your aunties and then defecated on their bed in response to my pleasure.

by Didda Tinkle July 6, 2004