crap

An anoying turd that floats in the bottom of your toilet and after 100000 flushes its still there.

Your Mum she doesn't piss off

by Follower March 13, 2003

crap

Shit, Poo, Poop, Dingle Berries, anything relating to feces.

crap >_< I lost again ;_;

by Irtehleetbob. December 16, 2002

crap

an untruth; something that is false

"you're full of crap"

by kcm July 16, 2005

crap

1) Complete rubbish
2) Shit
3) Lie

Scotland are "Crap" at football

by James Collins October 28, 2002

crap on this

(verb; present tense)

Said when circumstances are no longer adequate to your general interest; over this; fuck this; this sucks; etc.

Can be incorporated into appropriate context.

"Crap on this, I'm going home!"

"Crap on McDonalds, I'm going to Inn'out!"

"Crap on commercials, I'm getting bagel bites!"

"Crap on school! I'm going to be sick tomorrow."

"Crap on the cat, It can feed itself!"

"Crap on this, let's leave!"

"Crap on Vista! where's my old XP install-disc?!"

by anderson760 April 16, 2009

crap

to shit

I crap my pants all the time.

by DD April 11, 2003

crap

Less offensive than shit, more offensive than poop.

(In front of parents) "I just stepped in dog crap!

by Jake April 01, 2005