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candy caning

When a woman (or man) snorts a line of cocaine off an erect penis.
While at the club, the strippers were candy caning all night long!
by jack-spratt October 8, 2009
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Crating

The effort of trying to pull girls who are out of your league with your mates so you can Use&Abuse
Who's going crating boys?

Reece are you definitely going crating
by Chinky Bimmy BRAY June 23, 2019
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Cranking

The act of crying and wanking (masturbation)at the same time.
This term comes from 'Ye Olde English' originating from the reign of King Henry VIII and his desperation in not being able to produce a male heir to carry on the Tudor dynasty. It was discovered by a lowly servant who stumbled upon the King in floods of tears and covered in copious amounts of semen. This information was a state secret until 2007 when it was released under Freedom of Information Act.
'Last night I watched Hugh Grant in Love Actually it was a performance of a lifetime it touched me in so many ways I just had to have a crank'
'Every since I heard my Mum and Dad had died in a horrible dolphin accident I've had to crank myself to sleep every night'
'Late at night after his girlfriend had gone to sleep Steven Peters Matthews would slowly crank over her delicate jawline'

Mohinder: Hey guys do you all wanna go to the beach and catch some waves and then afterwards we can go to Chad's house and have communal crank'
Bruce: That sounds totally crazy sick Mohinder I'll give Chuck a ring he loves cranking'

'Man I just watched Schindler's List, it was like totally sad but that little girl in the red coat was so hot i just had to have a crank'.

'The other day I was having a glorious wank in the woods when I saw a cute bunny rabbit get brutally mutilated by a hedgehog it turned my once in a lifetime wanking experience into a mournful cranking session'
by Malcom McCroat February 13, 2009
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Cranking the Horn

Masturbating in a comedic fashion. Or to masturbate as a means of time-wasting for mild enjoyment.
Guy 1: What did you do at the weekend?
Guy 2: Nothing much just sat at home cranking the horn.
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: You know, beating my soldier, caressing my shaft, you know, treating the little guy.
Guy 1: Ohhhhh, yeh same, I wanked until it hurt me physically. We really need girlfriends.
by CrankingMyHorn October 25, 2022
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Cock Craving Slut

A cock craving slut (or a CCS) is a woman (thus the slut) who has a huge craving for a cock to either jack, fuck or suck and always goes deep (search 'going deep' to find out the definition)

Some people have eating habits but these chicks are straight up crazy cock loving sluts. Good shit!
How was that chick from the other night?
She was a CCS, she went deep.

Went to some house the other day with a friend, seemed like there was alot of cock craving sluts there ay...
Maybe you went to a whore house.
by ErOR, Parker, LiNktO, Bling NZ February 12, 2010
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Ink Craving

A restless feeling experienced when one has gone a period of time without being tattooed and feels the urgent need to get inked in order to feel at ease.
I should really save up for college, but I've been suffering a huge ink craving!
by catsquisher August 19, 2011
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Creaning

the process of turning one's coaching staff over at an incredible rate as they leave for lesser or lateral jobs due to their boss.
once again Marquette University lost it's entire assistant coaching staff in an annual creaning of the guard.
by Coach Strohm May 4, 2009
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