christ onna cracker

christ onna cracker (Adverb): an expression of supreme condemnation of the act of another; a denouncement; a castigation

Christ onna cracker, locking yourself out of the house twice in one day is fucking brainless.

by Pinkie_Flamingo March 21, 2011

Cracker Crew

A group of socially awkward white kids.

Person 1: Hey Look at all those white kids!
Person 2: Yea its a Cracker Crew.

by Cracker Crew Scrub July 24, 2016

super crackerhead

the extreme form of a regular cracker this is formally known as a super cracker

that cracker gone super cracker ,ole cracker over there is a super cracker, people who have their hats bent into the shape of a cup and has it laying on their head with a gold fishhook this is the #1 form of a super crackerhead and has a dip ring on there back pocket with a spit bottle and in the other pocket is mountain dew and wears wellington boots formally known as jackie ray boots the capital of supercracker is DANVILLE,Va

by notasupercrackerhead 420 December 6, 2012

upper cracker

A fart that exits through the upper butt crack region.

Damn girl, that fart was slappy. I think it was an upper cracker.

by Captain Wieb March 13, 2014

water cracker

A white person swimming

Do you see how fast Chad is swimming?! Look at that water cracker go!

by Spookiest Jim October 5, 2018

Poo Cracker

Another word for a fart.

To break wind.

The sound that comes from ones butt as wind passes a shit.

Who did a poo cracker?

That poo cracker stinks!

Your breath smells like a poo cracker!

You smell like a poo cracker.

The moron smells like poo cracker all the time in class.

I love the smell of my own poo crackers.

by Fortnite God BTW June 1, 2019

Cracked crackers

I had to go open my big beak!

Person 1: Maybe the whale will giggle us out if we tickle the roof of his mouth!
Person 2: Good idea. But what can we use to tickle him?
Person 1: smug
Person 2: Cracked crackers! I had to go open my big beak!

by Delete this account now June 4, 2023