Crain

A guy who has a big ego, but abnormally small penis. Almost like a banana. Most Crain's go after girls with large booty's or big breasts. They can be very sly with their words, and make someone believe that they are better than any other guy. Normally they are smart and witty, but only let you hear what you want to hear. Be careful, cause crains might just fool you.

"Crain took my virginity, and told me he loved me. Now, he doesn't give me the time of day. What a DOUCHEBAG."

by cutiewithabooty28 October 23, 2012

Craignaut

Noun: someone who spends all their time on Craig's list search for random items in an effort to build a home made space ship.

Me: Holy crap i found 4000 meters of twine on Craig's list! i can totally use this for my space ship!

Mom: You think you'll become some great Craignaut? my ovaries have never disappointed me more...

by Crash Bartleby November 12, 2012

Craning Frasier

When Kelsey Grammer masturbates.

I'm sorry Niles I can't help you, too busy Craning Frasier.

by ClockWorkWarren November 12, 2017

Craino

An absolute lad who gets chronic on a night out, is liked by all the real Gs and gets mad pussy. The heart and soul of a good night out

Went out last night with a real craino and am hanging out my arse this morning. What a night!

by Robbie Lyle January 31, 2022

Spitting Crain

The act of giving an award winning head job while using no hands. The hands don’t really know where to go so you just hold them up in the air until you look like you are preparing for the finishing move in The Karate Kid. Then when he blows his load the head giver spits it out to finish the Spitting Crain

Whoa, that bitch look like Danial San from karate kid. Come on baby sweep the leg, I mean dick! Oh she didn’t swallow it. She spit it back on him like a Spitting Crain.

by HortonSeesAPoo June 19, 2018

Nook and cranny

Generally, the parts of your body that don't get as much sun; pits and slits, or rears and ears as Grandma used to say.

Mom: Make sure to wash every nook and cranny in the bath!

Child: MAWM STAWP!!

by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023

cranny

a granny's crack

not to be confused with a nanny's crack, which is the difference of 50 years

A:so what did u do this weekend?
B:i shagged my granny
A:...i think im gonna hurl...
B:quick!...back into the cranny

by kidneyShank April 26, 2008