A growing euphemism for when a guy is bad at performing oral sex on a woman. Particularly, it refers to when a guy, in a desperate attempt to stimulate the clitoris of his female partner, tries to extend his mouth as far as possible towards the clitoris and then proceeds to perform ultimately unsatisfying or poorly-formed cunnilingus. The definition comes from the scene in SpongeBob Squarepants, where Squidward is trying a crabby patty for the first time. He extends his neck, shaking in fear, extends his jaw, and then takes one, quivering *bite* of the crabby patty.
Female A: How was your night with Ricky last night?
Female B: Eh, it was alright. The sex was normal, but he went down on me and it was really weird.
Female A: Oh, did he end up biting the crabby patty?
Female B: Yep, totally bit the crabby patty.
Female B: Eh, it was alright. The sex was normal, but he went down on me and it was really weird.
Female A: Oh, did he end up biting the crabby patty?
Female B: Yep, totally bit the crabby patty.
by PapaMoose February 14, 2012
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by john sayers December 17, 2003
Get the Crabby Wee Man mug.this is when a person gets angry and bitter at the world for getting crabs in and around her pussy and she hasn't even had sex yet usually coming from being unclean and unsanitary person and (this is no specific person talking about this is just the phrase that is used, if anyone has this name its purely coincidence or because they are this definition and trying to hide it)
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 26, 2022
Get the crabby gabby mug.when a guy does the crab walk while a girl is giving him a lap dance while he pinches her nipples and cries like a baby and ask for milk
by punanipincher January 1, 2022
Get the Crabby flank mug.A slightly over weight woman’s personal area that looks like shredded beef and is constantly in underwear that is too small and essentially in a Jean crockpot being slowly overheated and excreting patty juices that causes an overall general itch.
by Patty parker April 19, 2021
Get the Crabby patty mug.When your hands are cold making your fingers feel difficult to bend and move around. If they're hard to move around, you have crabby hands, your hands are crabby.
Comes from the adjective crabby, meaning ill tempered, and from the likeness of your cold hands to that of a crab, which has hard, plated hands with little freedom of movement. If your hands are crabby, they are misbehaving by being like a crab's hand. I'm guessing this is where it's from, I just overheard a girl say it and thought "yeah that's the word for this".
Comes from the adjective crabby, meaning ill tempered, and from the likeness of your cold hands to that of a crab, which has hard, plated hands with little freedom of movement. If your hands are crabby, they are misbehaving by being like a crab's hand. I'm guessing this is where it's from, I just overheard a girl say it and thought "yeah that's the word for this".
by dextromethorphan November 24, 2022
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Defeating the US ECONOMY by destroying one industry at a time.
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YOUR MAMA...YOUR MAMA LOG INS AND MESS IN WITY YA
Defeating the US ECONOMY by destroying one industry at a time.
,HYPNOTISM---VALUE ADDED
YOUR MAMA...YOUR MAMA LOG INS AND MESS IN WITY YA
Look at what you read on TIK TOK the FOOD SERVICE INDUSTRY as the CRABBY ASSHOLE FOCKERS are managing to lower morale at all the restaurants without many not seeing it but the turnover is testament to this.
Prediction: Anything that has to do with FAST FOOD will slowly and keep losing more and more outlets.
BYTEDANCE is going to BITE YOUR DICK AND CLIT 0FF and here is why CRABBY ASSHOLE FOCKERS is no doubt the largest complaint department of trivial griping with SIGNIFICANT MEANING OF BOREDON you will ever see in your LIFE as look no further than to see how boring the MUSIC INDUSTRY has gotten when they have to resort to a skipping MP3 that is so indicative of STAR WARS COPYRIGHT THEFT as LUCAS PRINCESS LEIA "HELP ME OBI ONE KENOBI".."TWICE REPEAT "TIK TOK PATTERN SEQUENCE, as BYTEDANCE TRADEMARK MAY 21, 1980 , who can win here as DISNEY LUCAS can do A BYTEDANCE DANCE and COME TOGETHER on DIK DOK.
Don't DANCE. ROCK AND ROLL RED CHINA, "we will CRABBY ASSHOLE FOCKERS backup everything ORACLE has including your GRINDR COORDINATES. HA as nothing to worry about BYTEDANCE HAS YOU FULLY COVERED " , quote unquote.....
Prediction: Anything that has to do with FAST FOOD will slowly and keep losing more and more outlets.
BYTEDANCE is going to BITE YOUR DICK AND CLIT 0FF and here is why CRABBY ASSHOLE FOCKERS is no doubt the largest complaint department of trivial griping with SIGNIFICANT MEANING OF BOREDON you will ever see in your LIFE as look no further than to see how boring the MUSIC INDUSTRY has gotten when they have to resort to a skipping MP3 that is so indicative of STAR WARS COPYRIGHT THEFT as LUCAS PRINCESS LEIA "HELP ME OBI ONE KENOBI".."TWICE REPEAT "TIK TOK PATTERN SEQUENCE, as BYTEDANCE TRADEMARK MAY 21, 1980 , who can win here as DISNEY LUCAS can do A BYTEDANCE DANCE and COME TOGETHER on DIK DOK.
Don't DANCE. ROCK AND ROLL RED CHINA, "we will CRABBY ASSHOLE FOCKERS backup everything ORACLE has including your GRINDR COORDINATES. HA as nothing to worry about BYTEDANCE HAS YOU FULLY COVERED " , quote unquote.....
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