big black and white animals that live in the country and sit on their lazy fat asses and eat and shit grass all day. mooooooo!
by carlos999 March 12, 2009
1. a slothful woman
2. a woman with large tits
3. the female of the household (includes the more-female-like of a lesbian couple)
2. a woman with large tits
3. the female of the household (includes the more-female-like of a lesbian couple)
1. she's a cow, she lies around on the couch all the time and eats, watching TV
2. she's a real cow, man, you shud see her udders and especially her big pointy teats
3.(he):Well, last drink, I gotta go home and service the cow. She's on the rag and really horny.
2. she's a real cow, man, you shud see her udders and especially her big pointy teats
3.(he):Well, last drink, I gotta go home and service the cow. She's on the rag and really horny.
by Jake February 21, 2004
by take the money and run April 04, 2005
Terrifying fat horses with arses where their faces should be and 6 penises that other cows suck on.
Totally evil and useless other than that magic mushrooms can be found in fetid slabs of their excrement.
Totally evil and useless other than that magic mushrooms can be found in fetid slabs of their excrement.
Mushroom picker: Gosh isn't it lucky theres no cows in this field at the moment !?
Cow: moo
Mushroom picker: arg!!!
Cow: moo
More cows: moo moo
*all that was found was a muddy bobble-hat*
Cow: moo
Mushroom picker: arg!!!
Cow: moo
More cows: moo moo
*all that was found was a muddy bobble-hat*
by ewan January 03, 2005
by jagged rock.com February 14, 2005
a animal that you squeeze its tits for milk.
a fat ass/somone who eats to much.
aparently o-zone layers are thinning because of its methane gas.
a fat ass/somone who eats to much.
aparently o-zone layers are thinning because of its methane gas.
by Alex and. February 12, 2008
(A big animal that usually comes in three colours and they are slowly becoming smart and will take over the world)
by HJONK HJONK AM GOOSE February 29, 2020