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Simon Cowell anti-christ

Simon Cowell, the most evil person in the world is actually the anti-christ.

Simon Cowell, the creator of idol and x-factor, also known for signing terrible ''''''musicians'''''' as 5ive, westlife and Il Divo, Is secretly on a mission to destroy all that is good about music by homogenizing it and changing it from being all about music into all about marketing. Soon all our musicians will be attractive white folk with perfect teeth and no creative talent, knowing only how to sing vapid, cliched love songs in the style of karaoke if he is not stopped soon.
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Simon Cowell anti-christ
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Simon Cowell

PEOPLE I DONT REALLY LIKE
YOU
MYSELF
SIMON FUCKING COWELL
I REALLY SIMON COWELL
THE TWA-
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Cowels

Cancer of the Bowel, also known as "the Cowels"
He's got a touch of the cowels!
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simon cowell

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Simon Cowell

The twat.
I really hate Simon Cowell.
Dude, I fucking hate Simon Cowell.
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Luke Cowell

A man with an abnormally large nose, he gets given sex bans by his partner, he also allows his girlfriend to cheat on him without any repercussions.
Luke is also a goalkeeper who refuses to play in goal
“Luke cowell gets whipped by larna
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carter cowell

Peter griffins dad in law, wears motorbike sarfety gear to school with his chad hanging out the exhaust
''Look its Carter Cowell revving his engine to get a bbc''
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