toke countdown 

The anxious countdown to when you will be able to smoke weed next. Can range from minutes to weeks.

Wendy: (on Facebook chat) hey what are you up to?
Peter: (on Facebook chat) ugh I'm on a toke countdown until my parents go to bed.

toke countdown by wecomefromstars March 13, 2011

The Final Countdown 

The closing moments before something big happens.

Person 1 “Dude it’s the final countdown before T-series passes pewdiepie in subscribers! Why haven’t you subbed to Pewds yet?!”
Person 2 “I’m so sorry i didn’t realize it was so close! I’m gonna go subscribe to him on YouTube right now.

The Final Countdown by thehamwithcheese March 4, 2019

Street Countdown 

its like normal countdown but on the street made famous by I.T Crowd

Let The Street Countdown Game Begin I'll Have A Vowel I'll Have A Consonant Please

Street Countdown by I LOVE TOASTERS July 8, 2010

The urinal countdown

The last ten seconds to make it to the toilet before you wet your pants.

Outta the way you lot! I’ve gotta get to the loo. I’m gonna pee my pants in about 5 seconds! I’m halfway through the urinal countdown!

The urinal countdown by Nuphagus December 19, 2019

The Countdown 

The Countdown is when you're receiving oral pleasure from a young lady and she stops to ask you not to slime in her mouth. You agree that'll you'll give her a countdown before you do your business, she smiles and carries on. Just before you slime you start The Countdown from 5 and on the count of 3 you let out a blood curdling scream of 'In the moo' and jiz in her mouth while holding onto the back of her head.

I was getting a gammy off of this wee bird last week and I gave her The Countdown, she wasn't impressed.

The Countdown by murdo83 July 19, 2007

German Countdown 

A sex move whose constituent act(s) is so denigrating, violent and unspeakable that it cannot be described using human language, mathematics or symbolic logic, even though it can still convey meaning in everyday conversation.

Hubert: "Dude, did you hear Beatrice got the German Countdown (der Deutschen Kündigung)?"

Barnaby: "Yeah man, I wasn't there but I know one when I see one. It's gonna be a lot harder for her to be a sperm dumpster now that she's a comatose paraplegic."

German Countdown by jinglepants69 July 8, 2011

Sucker Free Countdown 

An MTV show which plays pop music early in the morning to target pre-teens as 6am-8am is the usual time they get up. Performers range from your average stuck-up pop artist to Justin Bieber and his friends. A show that teaches little girls to be less independent.

Some teenagers and up into the early twenties, watch this show but the number generally declines as they get older. The repercussions of watching has pros and cons but the cons generally out weigh the pros.

I dont like real music, better watch Sucker Free Countdown.

My kids are watching Sucker Free Countdown, looks like they need a time out.

I have a big ego, I need to watch Sucker Free Countdown so I can fit in.

Daddy needs a new house better get her watching Sucker Free Countdown early.

Sucker Free Countdown by 3eyeGuy November 26, 2010