Cosmopolitan

Any urbanite that influences politics. Referring to often left-wing city dwellers such as hipsters, punks, communists, etc.
Also often used by MEAN ALT RIGHT NAZIS to DOGWHISTLE ANTISEMITISM.

Rural Farmer: Man I'm sick of all these cosmopolitans influencing our politics!
Cosmopolitan: THATS ANTI-SEMETIC!
Rural Farmer: What?

by CrinnerBeater88 December 23, 2022

Cosmopolisnob

A person who exhibits an inflated sense of self-importance based on their cosmopolitan residence, and also behaves as if they have personally contributed to its prestige and allure, despite having made no notable contributions themselves. This person basks in the reflected glory of their city, leveraging its accomplishments to inflate their own self-worth. The word is a portmanteau that combines "cosmopolitan" and "snob."

Josh, a native of Los Angeles, sneered at the modest midwestern city he was forced to visit for work, for he was a cosmopolisnob.

by Mr Freckle June 13, 2023

Cosmodore

Cosmodore is anybody who grooms kids, does it again and again, while apologizing for everything endlessly.

Person 1: Yo, Cosmo is such a cosmodore
Person 2:Yeah bro, hes pathetic

by Twojstaryzrekutasy420 August 15, 2023

cosmopolian

a word your friend says when they are meaning cosmopolitan

what is that drink ummm..... a cosmopolian?
no idiot it's cosmopolitan

by Nina C2000 April 17, 2024

cosmopolian

a word your friend says when thinking about a cosmopolitan

what's that drink ummm.... a cosmopolian?
no idiot it's a cosmopolitan.

by Nina C2000 April 17, 2024

Cosmopolitan Hippo

The act of urinated, defecating, and ejaculating on naked, obese woman; typically in the all-fours position.

Yeah man I am pretty exhausted, didn’t sleep much last night. I had to make the cosmopolitan hippo last night.

by SwiftNova1087 January 27, 2026

Cosmovorous

Describes an entity so overwhelmingly immense and all-consuming that it appears larger than the entire universe—boasting a gravitational pull that devours everything in its vicinity like a supermassive black hole, even sucking the light out of the sun.

At her birth, Lucia was Cosmovorous—her presence warped the very fabric of space, drawing in every glimmer of light like a living, all-consuming black hole.

by what no go away pls February 2, 2025