Costanza

A flaccid penis. Short, fat and bald, not unlike the frugal and hilarious George Costanza of Seinfeld.

It's hard to have sex when you're Costanza.

by jammiep September 12, 2011

Cooban

A living, breathing STD. Capable of spreading by mere touch. Tends to be highly intoxicated, very angry, and extremely meticulous. This STD will turn your skin a dark shade of brown and will cause you to have late night cravings to vaccuum the entire house.

Hey Cooban! We love you!

by Sendou April 5, 2010

George Costanza Answering Machine

A George Costanza Answering Machine is when you record a ridiculous greeting people hear when they call your answering machine. It comes from an episode of "Seinfeld" where George's greeting is himself singing a song off key to avoid talking to his girlfriend.

I HATE calling Paul when he isn't home. He has a George Costanza Answering Machine.

by VFL98 August 26, 2014

Cousband

The word used for the man in a marriage between two cousins.

After I married my first cousin the preacher said, "I now pronounce you cousband and wife."

by Ames_1 April 21, 2009

Coban

A fit, sexy boy that pulls all the girls. He has a nice personality and everyone loves him

Girl 1; omg have you seen coban!?
Girl 2; yea he's so hot

by Ronaldmcdonald April 9, 2017

Cobanermani456

A gaming YouTuber who does a lot of Sonic-related content. He does playthroughs of some Nintendo games and other games too, but his main focus is on Sonic. People usually call him by the nickname "Cobi". His fans are usually called "Cobanermites".

"Hey what's up everyone? Cobanermani456 here!" 3

by Zack113 January 9, 2018

Cousband

When you marry your cousin then he becomes your cousband

Yeah, thats my cousband. Don't ask any questions.

by BeepBoopBopBopBeepBoop July 9, 2020