corporate hegemony

Corporate influence over the masses. The ultimate goal is to have the masses, or sheeple if you would, completely stripped of critical thinking so that we can be controlled and manipulated like consumer puppets. Have us all addicted to pop culture and media so that we never question what our fearless leaders in Washington and Wall Street are doing to better themselves at our expense.

Here you go Martha and Jed, have another sip of the corporate hegemony Kool-Aid. You wouldn't want to actually get your news from an unreliable source that is not owned by MSM corporate interests would you? Don't go all conspiracy-theory on me now; don't forget we have plenty of TV to watch tonight .... you know how I can't stand where I actually have to think for myself.

by TruthseekingMerican November 25, 2013

Crispy concords

Kate's boyfriend

Jim: Who's Crispy concords?
Billy bigdick: Glenn's godfather

by Your real name321 December 14, 2020

Corporate Magic

Magic the Gathering played with the Magic 2010 rules changes.

Player A: What are you doing? Combat doesn't use the stack anymore.
Player B: I don't play corporate magic.

by ApplesPotatoGardner July 8, 2009

corporate masturbation

Any blatant and/or pointless flaunting or exhibition of a company's name, or ridiculously obvious product placement with the capitalistic intent of selling more of said product.

Ted Rogers' renaming of the SkyDome to the Rogers Centre was clearly an act of corporate masturbation.

by jasonisjericho May 31, 2006

Corporatocracy

Rule by an oligarchy of corporate elites through the manipulation of a formal democracy.

After the Supreme Court's decision in the Citizen's United case, the movement of the US towards a corporatocracy is complete.

by Stever51861 May 24, 2010

Corporate twat

An expletive or profanity used when referring to or addressing those within the realms of a blue chip corporation, business or PLC. In fact anyone who is business oriented to the extremes of management strategies and business luncheons or lower management with an ego far beyond their authoritative perimeter. They are usually found lingering around motorway service stations or adjusting their cheap suits in outdated 80's office block mirrored windows.
Every office usually has a collection that seem to hang around together.

"you/they are all corporate twats"
"I can't stand their corporate twattery"
"I'm never taking a corporate twatting - I'll walk first"
"My boss is a corporate twat"
"He/she/those belong amongst corporate twats"

by jez price February 14, 2007

Corporate Noose

Otherwise known as a necktie

I can't wait to get out of work today, and get this damn corporate noose off!

by andynortham January 30, 2010