The all-too-common and totally-erroneous satellite-generated map-instructions that necessitate getting your vehicle hauled out of a lake, direct you to a non-existent road through a swamp or dense forest, etc.
I took a shortcut that my TomTom claimed was a viable road, but it turned out to be a rough dead-end dirt track that's been completely washed out in the middle for nearly thirty years --- talk about some totally G.B.S. coordinates! Why don't they do some bleepin' UPDATING of their maps once in a while???
by QuacksO September 30, 2018

by Katarina47 June 10, 2016


The act of simultaneously wiping each of one's dual buttholes with each hand, separately, at the same time.
This occurs when one has dual dirty buttholes, two hands, and two pieces of toilet paper (preferably clean) and uses one hand to wipe each of the dirty buttholes (one hand per hole, NO SWITCHING!); one hand wiping in a circular motion, the other in straight lines (front to back or side to side, not both), thus achieving simultaneous ambidextoral coordination.
by Nurse Ratchet February 24, 2023

by Wahbam Kam November 21, 2021

A TSA practice whereby a female agent facilitated a fellow male agent's groping of male passengers' genitalia.
by uncoordinatedgroping April 14, 2015

The glorified professor’s secretary at university research groups. A position or job title within university research groups often held by a Ph.D. graduate who is not competent enough for real science and instead of being fired, has been assigned tasks of academic purgatory.
by Gaspacho91 August 11, 2020
