newaiij's definitions

coordinator

An employee or contractor with little to zero skill in his or her trade, who is elevated by derelict management to an imaginary position (coordinator). The role usually goes straight to his and her head, and "The Coordinator" then proceeds to order other, longer tenured employees around meanwhile destroying integral parts of the company's infrastructure.

Employee1: "Hey, what happened to my PC, I can't login anymore!?"

Employee2: "Yeah, me neither. No one can. How much you wanna bet the 'Coordinator' is messing around in the server room again?"

Employee1: "Man, where do they find these IT guys??"

by newaiij April 17, 2012