coomer

A variation of the meme doomer. Used to make fun of people obsessed with porn/masturbation. The term first originated on 4chan. Also see coom

Guy 1: Just watched a 4 hour porno and I came 20 times! Man that felt good.

Guy 2: Dude, you’re a fucking coomer.

by nlolhere May 28, 2020

Lemon Cooler

A word (phrase) used to describe soft drinks such as "Sprite", "Sierra Mist", "Squirt" etc. Some drinks are referred to as "Caffeinated Lemon Coolers"such as Mountain Dew or Vault, and Surge because the contain high amounts of caffeine. These soft drinks are often clear or yellowish-green in color and have been know to be the most thirst quenching sodas available.

"When I go to the movie theater I usually order a popcorn and a lemon cooler before the show begins."

by Hippie Dave January 2, 2009

Cooler Pooper

A classless sports fan. Originating from a 2005 college football game between the the Texas Longhorns and the Ohio State Buckeyes which was overcrowded to the point that fans resorted to pooping in their coolers. Credit for the first use of the phrase "cooler pooper" goes to Brian Cook of MGoBlog.com.

The setting: After a tough loss, JDUB is made at the home team's quarterback.

JDUB: does anyone know where our quarterback lives? I want to visit him. I'm dead serious. I just want to punch him in the eye or beak his leg.
Huffy: You are putting way too much emphasis on the outcome of a sporting event.
JDUB: I got 3 lil boys all who can kick his ass and get nothing since they got clean records.
great2belucky: you know how fucking stupid you sound? that fact you have children is SCARY, you fucking cooler pooper.

by theflagshopisoutofstock September 22, 2011

Coonery

Coonery
Action or other behaviour, usually on the part of African Americans, used to reinforce and perpetuate commonly held racial stereotypes about their own community. Could be related to internalised racism and self-hatred. An example would be the stereotype of Unlce Tom or Sambo. Often seen in the Blacksploitation film genre, some rap music, and broadcast TV.

Black supporters of Donald Trump have been accused of coonery by Black commentators on recent cable TV programmes.

by Cesariot1 November 19, 2018

kurtis conner

is the best youtuber, is a very good guy with a good heart, funny as heck and makes awesome videos, mayor of kurtistown, a round of applause for him👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

me: hey have you seen kurtis conners new video?
idk: yea omg it's so funny!
me: right! are you a citizen of kurtistown?
idk: yes!

by qgk March 25, 2021

Coomer

A man, typically in his 20s, who's sole existence revolves around Cooming.

A Coomer is an expert masturbator.

Joe has spent so many years as a Coomer that his right arm is now freakishly muscular and he cannot think about anything other than his next coom.

by bongdiddler September 4, 2019

Sean Connery

Scottish actor who's now old, but still gets some. Best known for playing James Bond in a shitload of James Bond movies, Jim Malone in The Untouchables, Henry Jones in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade and several other flicks. There's also a good chance he was with your mother at least once.

Sean Connery thinks you're a fucking idiot.

by Liberty Valance October 4, 2008