constraffic

Road traffic caused by road work construction crews blocking laneways.

Mainly seen on Toronto, Canada. Lot's of constraffic in 2014!

I'm gonna be late for work. Stuck in constraffic on the 401.

by johnny DVS June 2, 2014

blowa constrictor

When you try to give a blow job but a snake is wrapped around the penis and so you can’t

I wanted to give the zoo-keeper a BJ, but the reptiles got out and I couldn’t. What a blowa constrictor! Not again!

by SnakeLover95 May 3, 2018

Brotherly constriction

Using a flaccid penis, owned by an individual other than yourself, that is long enough in length to wrap it around your own neck entirely at least two times. The owner of the penis then begins to get hard, strangling your neck. As the penis becomes more erect it will begin to crush you throat like a Boa constrictor, eventually breaking the neck. Usually used in a joking manner referring to suicide or depression.

Jim: "Oh my god, finals week is going to be absolutely terrible! I could really use some nice brotherly constriction right about now."
Clay: *has a very large penis*

Clay: "Well sure Turner I'll help you out!"

by bonecrusher99999999999999 April 16, 2019

Kansas Boa Constrictor

A girls riding your cock cow girl style. She drank to much and she starts vomiting. Every vomit causes her vagina to tighten. Resulting in a tight snake like sensation on ones cock.

I got had this girl last night giving me the ole Kansas Boa Constrictor. My cock is sore.

by B. Long/stay hard December 14, 2020

Conviction Constriction

When your banging a girl in a church and a pastor or other religious leader walks in and the girl becomes overcome with conviction and tightens up everywhere...

Mike: How was church bro?

Nick: Awesome man! Gave this chick some conviction constriction!
Mike: Praise the lord!

by Nickyp August 6, 2014

The Boa Constrictor

Part of the penis showing game...

-The act of a man wrapping his penis around his testicles and pulling tight to resemble a Boa Constrictor choking a mouse to death.

"You got me good with brains... ill hit you with some new shit..." Later on that day 'Ha bitch check that shit out i call it The Boa Constrictor'

by ShaneO717 August 14, 2009

Constifarted

When you have to fart, but nothing comes out.

I have to fart and im straining but nothing is coming out, I guess i am constifarted.

by SunniBunni September 6, 2010