Consortium

A group of morons trying to organise a hockey team

Did you hear the consortium turned up to last week's game with 6 players and a 1 legged GK?

by MapleLeaf2021 April 28, 2021

Conforttigami

The practice of folding random slip of paper into shapes resembling teachers.

The kid folded conforttigami in origami club to look like the teacher.

by Conforttigami Inventor March 13, 2009

consertar

From Portuguese <i>verb</i> To fix, to repair, to put right.
The related noun, "conserto", is often mixed up with concerto, the latter meaning "A musical composition for a solo instrument or instruments accompanied by an orchestra, esp. one conceived on a relatively large scale." (from Wiki)

Can you repair my car? <-> Você pode consertar meu carro?
They can't fix their own mistakes. <-> Eles não podem consertar seus próprios erros.
You must put this right! <-> Você tem que consertar isso!

by felineDD November 2, 2011

Consorry

A word used to confused the Hell out of people by saying “sorry” and “congrats” at the same time.

“Consorry you have 300 follower watching your every move . . .”

by xempirestatebuildingx November 4, 2017

Contortonise/Contortionising

When you do something that looks like a contortionist would do

Contortonise/Contortionising Soffie Dossie does it

by Stitch276 October 28, 2020

contorto

A sex act performed by two males. Where one guy puts his legs behind his head and the other male pile drives him. Usually performed by dudes with facial tattoos

He gave me the contorto last night behind 7-Eleven

by Ssnider420 March 31, 2023

reed conforti

A "reed conforti" will usually be the kind of person(usually male) who will comfort a person 24/7. he(or rarely she) will be the most comfortable person you will ever be around. this person will let you really experience love. You will always want to keep this person in your life no matter what.

laura: Is your boyfriend a reed conforti?

jamie: Yes, and i love him.

by JMLRCMTAEW November 4, 2010