Conforti 

The most awesome Italian family known to man. They got money, power, and plenty of women. They all drive expensive cars, wear the nicest clothes, got the freshest haircuts, and got the biggest (you know what). Before the Jersey shore there were the Conforti's.

Damnnnn did you see that Conforti walk by?

Conforti by thejerseyshore June 2, 2010

Nick Conforti 

An extremely hot and sexy water polo player from California who is the nicest and most awesome guy on earth. Every girl should be in love with him or else they are stupid.

Nick Conforti made eye contact with me in the halls and i felt my heart turn to liquid.

Nick Conforti by sandysunshine January 19, 2009

reed conforti 

A "reed conforti" will usually be the kind of person(usually male) who will comfort a person 24/7. he(or rarely she) will be the most comfortable person you will ever be around. this person will let you really experience love. You will always want to keep this person in your life no matter what.

laura: Is your boyfriend a reed conforti?

jamie: Yes, and i love him.

reed conforti by JMLRCMTAEW November 4, 2010

Thomas conforti

The kid that is so lonely that he watches anime in his free time.He’s know to be a outscast in school.He try’s his best at everything.He is also called a hard worker by the teachers.He gets A++ on all his school work.He does multiple sports.He plays Fortnite in his free time.He has some friends but is kinda shy around people.

Thomas Conforti is shy but cool when it comes to games

Thomas conforti by John elseum September 12, 2020

Chloe Conforti

Chloe Conforti is a pedofile. No other way to describe her. Simping for other girls, famous on jerkmate, and watches porn all day. She's also a weird person in 3 ways. First, her personality traits are dumb, flat, and some are nice. Secondly, she doesn't like sports. Like, how do you not like sports?? Last but not Least, her name starts with C. C is for cock.

Chloe Conforti is that one amazing person. (cap for real)

Chloe Conforti by XxDxv1ne February 10, 2022

Comforting Mrs. Rosen

Euphemism for sticking your dick where it doesn't belong.

Origin: Don Draper's explanation to his daughter, Sally, after she walked in on him sleeping with a neighbor.

Where have you been?

Oh, I was just comforting Mrs. Rosen.

All night long?

She was really upset.

Comforting Mrs. Rosen by pajiba June 10, 2013

michael conforto 

Outfielder, and number 30 for the New York Mets. He is one fine lookin man and can swing a baseball bat like it's nobody's business. This man is art and is better than Aaron Judge of the New York Stankees.

Wow did you see Michael Conforto hit another homerun last night?

michael conforto by wowthatsalowprice August 31, 2017