A word reffering to the ultimate wankster. You can catch this person at a classical music concert, trying to rap on the music. He also rocks fitted hats, doo rags, wifebeaters, and jeans that sag down to his ankles. If you fuck wit em, the princiapal has got his back.
by adsads June 12, 2005
A town in Northern Montana, often referred to as the center of God's country. A town home to white trash fighter Rusty Gunderson and Mark Bergstrom. Also divided by the railroad tracks, the tracks act as class seperation in this sleepy little town.
by Cooper's dad October 12, 2008
Actor, born 1 March 1935, as Conrad Robert Falk.
Famed for having the sexiest butt ever on film.
Best know for his role as James West in the 1965-1969 TV series The Wild Wild West, in which he played a "James Bond on horseback" character.
Conrad is a gay icon due to the James West character's costume of extraordinarily tight matador-style pant and bollero jacket, cut high on the waste to fully reveal the fine, tightly clad ass.
In most episodes Conrad's shirt inevitably came off, and there were often scenes involving the half-naked hunk being bound and gagged, or he himself dishing out punishment to the bad guys.
The show ran four seasons but become un-PC due to excessive violence. Nevertheless, many a gay boy of the time, or who has seen re-runs or the DVD, has credited lust for Conrad as his first indication that he was gay.
The shows producer, Michael Garrison, was gay, and although at the time the homoeroticism may have seemed subliminal, in today's less naive world it is blatantly obvious.
Father of eight Conrad is not known to have been gay, but was well aware of the effect of the tight pants.
He is quoted as saying "That character was light years away from me. I'm not debonair. I'm not suave. I did wear tight pants, though, because I found out it worked...we merchanised conditioning and sex. It's so much sexier to be subtle, to maybe have tight pants and take your shirt off.
Famed for having the sexiest butt ever on film.
Best know for his role as James West in the 1965-1969 TV series The Wild Wild West, in which he played a "James Bond on horseback" character.
Conrad is a gay icon due to the James West character's costume of extraordinarily tight matador-style pant and bollero jacket, cut high on the waste to fully reveal the fine, tightly clad ass.
In most episodes Conrad's shirt inevitably came off, and there were often scenes involving the half-naked hunk being bound and gagged, or he himself dishing out punishment to the bad guys.
The show ran four seasons but become un-PC due to excessive violence. Nevertheless, many a gay boy of the time, or who has seen re-runs or the DVD, has credited lust for Conrad as his first indication that he was gay.
The shows producer, Michael Garrison, was gay, and although at the time the homoeroticism may have seemed subliminal, in today's less naive world it is blatantly obvious.
Father of eight Conrad is not known to have been gay, but was well aware of the effect of the tight pants.
He is quoted as saying "That character was light years away from me. I'm not debonair. I'm not suave. I did wear tight pants, though, because I found out it worked...we merchanised conditioning and sex. It's so much sexier to be subtle, to maybe have tight pants and take your shirt off.
by Wrong-side-of-the-tracks July 21, 2008
A useless prick who takes you for granted and as soon as you start talking to him he begins to ignore you and turns into an ass****
he is the definition of an ass but he is rly hot and his jaw line is fire offttttttttttt
he also likes 10000 girls and is popular but he is an obnoxious twat when it comes to meeting new friends bc he treats them like dirt.
his penis is also as tiny as a grain of rice so sorry for all the ladies that like a Conrad bc he ain't got a penis
he is the definition of an ass but he is rly hot and his jaw line is fire offttttttttttt
he also likes 10000 girls and is popular but he is an obnoxious twat when it comes to meeting new friends bc he treats them like dirt.
his penis is also as tiny as a grain of rice so sorry for all the ladies that like a Conrad bc he ain't got a penis
OMG ITS CONRAD STAY AWAY FROM HIM HIS DEADLY
EW IS THAT EBOLA.. WAIT THATS CONRAD
MY CAT JUST SHITTED OUT SOME CONRAD IT ISNT THAT APPEALING
IS THAT A DOG GROWLING? ... UM NO ITS CONRAD TALKING
IS IT HALLOWEEN YET? NI WHY... BC SOMEONE IS DRESSED UP AS A CONRAD
STAY AWAY FROM CONRAD BC HE IS PILE OF HORSE SHIT
CONRAD IS A JEWISH MAN WHO NEEDS TO FIGURE OUT WHAT A FRIEND IS
EW IS THAT EBOLA.. WAIT THATS CONRAD
MY CAT JUST SHITTED OUT SOME CONRAD IT ISNT THAT APPEALING
IS THAT A DOG GROWLING? ... UM NO ITS CONRAD TALKING
IS IT HALLOWEEN YET? NI WHY... BC SOMEONE IS DRESSED UP AS A CONRAD
STAY AWAY FROM CONRAD BC HE IS PILE OF HORSE SHIT
CONRAD IS A JEWISH MAN WHO NEEDS TO FIGURE OUT WHAT A FRIEND IS
by Barak O mama November 23, 2016
The sexiest and greatest american soocer player of all time. Not to mention the greatest center back in the history of the game.
The only trait that exceeds his talent is his beauty and world class humor and personality.
He currently graces the Kansas City Wizards of Major League Soccer with his multifascited being as their tall and strong standing captain.
He is also a media personality often as the strong integral voice of the Wizards and Major League Soccer alike. He leads with the roar of a lion and the grace of a god.
The only trait that exceeds his talent is his beauty and world class humor and personality.
He currently graces the Kansas City Wizards of Major League Soccer with his multifascited being as their tall and strong standing captain.
He is also a media personality often as the strong integral voice of the Wizards and Major League Soccer alike. He leads with the roar of a lion and the grace of a god.
Example 1.
Idiot: "If Jimmy Conrad is so good then why isn't he captaining Man U or Barcelona or one of the great teams?"
JC Fan: "Because he's too good. They couldn't handle his sexy manliness or god-like skill."
Example 2.
Wizards girl 1: "Im gonna have Jimmy sign a soccer ball for my nephew."
Wizards girl 2: "Oh yeah?! Well Im gonna have jimmy sign my boobs. Then
im gonna tattoo it on. I can't wait! I've never been touched by a real man before."
Idiot: "If Jimmy Conrad is so good then why isn't he captaining Man U or Barcelona or one of the great teams?"
JC Fan: "Because he's too good. They couldn't handle his sexy manliness or god-like skill."
Example 2.
Wizards girl 1: "Im gonna have Jimmy sign a soccer ball for my nephew."
Wizards girl 2: "Oh yeah?! Well Im gonna have jimmy sign my boobs. Then
im gonna tattoo it on. I can't wait! I've never been touched by a real man before."
by frankBRILLIANT! January 31, 2009