Confuzzled

It is a more cuddly, fuzzy type of confusion. Often used when a person is confused and means to exagerate this confusion to others for sympathy.

Jill: So are we getting the popcorn or the jelly beans?
Bob: I don't know! I'm confuzzled!!

by Manatarms July 9, 2004

confuzzled

another word for confused, usually used by girls to sound cute

Oh no.. I'm so confuzzled..

by Dawn June 15, 2002

confuzzled

like confused, but more zoned out at the same time

What? Im confuzzled! Whats going on?!

by Jessica and Brittany October 2, 2003

confuzzled

connfuzzled means ur confused and puzzled

shes said omg and i wuz like omg rele
dude calm down im so confuzzled

by reeva October 2, 2005

confuzzled

A portmanteau of confused and puzzled.

WTF? I'm confuzzled.

by Micha Pringle August 7, 2006

Confuzzled

A combination of "Confused" and "Puzzled" with the same meaning as both. If said confidently enough, people tend to either not notice it, or consider it a real word.

The math problem with the quadratic formula had me really CONFUZZLED, especially because it was on an English test.

by Pete February 28, 2003

Cojizzle Slap

The art of slapping another man accross their face with your penis. Typically leaves a mushroom shaped welt on your cheek.

The Cojizzle Slapped me with his penis after football practice... That sick son offa bitch.

I wish I could get a Cojizzle Slap to the face, that would be so sexy.

I wanna Cojizzle Slap the Cojizzle and show him who's boss.

by Matt Foley April 1, 2004