Cone

Derivative of Conehead. Indianapolis slang used to describe the white urban hillbilly honky residents of the very near East, near west, and near Southside of Indy. Most cones came to Indianapolis as Appalachian Americans from Kentucky and Tennessee by way of Ireland, Scotland, and Wales. These city hillbillies can be seen on their front porch during normal work hours, in local pubs, tailgating at Colts games without tickets, or in the back of a police car. Coined by Indianapolis firemen many years ago. Related terms are Hoosierbilly and white trash. The decedents of The Cone people are Mars-Hillians and Beech Grovers. The British version would be the cast of Trainspotting or any big city Ned with country roots. Many children of cones have moved out of the primary cone districts but still exhibit many cone-ish traits as such as fist fighting, alcoholism, and general tomfoolery.
“Did you just see that Cone shotgun a Hamm’s then shoot up some heroin? He will be shaggin his sister in no time. Ope!”
by Peyton McMahoning January 13, 2020
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Cone

a cowboy youtuber with the voice of the angels. his official birth name is “Conan Gray.” Cone’s heart is as warming as the sun his aesthetic youtube videos.

And twitter Conan (aka Cone) is very different to youtube Conan as we all know🤠
me: “have you seen cone’s new music video, checkmate?”
my friends: “do you mean after you forced to watch it 165 times?”
by andioop12345 August 06, 2019
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coning

A naturopathic therapy involving insertion of hot wax in a bodily orifice.
Patient: "Hey, Not-quite-a-doctor naturopath, I'm really constipated."

Not-quite-a-doctor naturopath: "Lie down, unbutton your clothes and I'll give you a good coning session. That will be $50 please".
by Dr. Conehead November 11, 2011
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Cone

Get fucked over repeatedly or have something get worse- Because unlike getting "the cock", cone just keeps getting wider.
"Man, first the boss gave us a shift on the long weekend, now he made it 15 hours long, we're getting cone."
by Rageaholic October 14, 2005
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cone

To have sex with someone.

Used as a secretive verb amongst men in the Manchester area (UK). The word 'cone' originated for men wishing to brag in public amongst friends about who/how many people they have 'coned', without females knowing what they are talking about.

Additionally 'cone' can be used as a noun, as a naming word for the subject of a person the man wishes to have sex with, or 'cone'.

The word 'cone' should be used with other indirect words to create an encoded sentence, understandable only to those familiar to those familiar with the word.
I stole the Norwegians cone (you slept with the Norwegian girl)

If i had that cone, i'd be thrilled (encoded desire to have sex with a particular person)

It was the best cone Ive stolen yet (your best shag)

I spoke to my cone on the phone (speaking to the person you have had sex with on the phone)

That cone looks good in orange (a reference to an attractive ginger)

I wouldnt want that cone, it looks really heavy

That cone seems a bit dirty and old (a reference to a non MILF)

Hmm, see that cone over there? Its far too plastic for me, I like my cones made naturally (a reference to fake breasts)
by Manc-coner October 12, 2009
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coned

Completely and utterly owned. The third level of ownage: owned, pwned, CONED.

Absolutely pwned - the person that has been owned can't say anything back when he got coned, just hang his head.
Coned, Conage

After killing 5 guys and taking no damage in an online game, he unleashed the conage.
by Conage The Barbarian December 29, 2002
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cones

The amount of pot you put in the conepiece (thing you put the pot in to smoke it) when you smoke it.

I think this is a bowl in American slang.
After about 4 or 5 cones I just can't be fucked going outside.
by od April 22, 2003
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