coffin dodger

An elderly person trying to over stay their worth on planet earth

The pension queue at the local post office is populated by coffin dodgers

by coff-in dodd-ge-rr October 14, 2003

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Shit Coffin

n. Port-a-potty, a portable restroom

There was nowhere else to go, so I had to use the shit coffin before I went in my pants.

by SuperCrack November 10, 2010

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vote of confidence

an expression of approval and support; encouragement

The fact that they let him takeover while his boss was away was a huge vote of confidence.

by rchlsnr August 7, 2016

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Coffin Draugr

A senile decaying elderly man aged between 45 to over 9000 who takes the piss by being old and a pain.

Guy 1: "Wish this Coffin Draugr would hurry the hell up and get this queue moving! I'm missing the game!!!"

Guy 2: "Yeah, sodding git shouldn't be permitted to leave the retirement home!"

by FessSquad October 30, 2014

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Fart Coffin

An enclosed area, such as a car, where a deadly smelling fart is trapped for massive effectiveness.

Driver: *farts in car and locks windows
Passenger: "I'd rather die than sit in this fart coffin"

by AlexWhiteRules August 2, 2010

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An eVTOL (electric vertical takeoff and landing) vehicle usually in a configuration similar to a drone.

A typical flying coffin is poorly designed with propellers strategically placed to slice limbs or decapitate. In a rush to part gullible venture capital investors with huge sums of money, hardware and software will often be insufficiently engineered.

Hey look at that flying coffin crashing into the ground, why the hell did the CAA allow that piece of crap to fly in UK airspace?

by UAV Hive March 8, 2021

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