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conversational rape

The traumatizing conversational method of a person who thinks he/she is intellectually superior to you and therefore takes every opportunity to interrupt you and insult every idea you may want to add to the largely one-way conversation. Very common among city intellectuals and professionals. The training ground is usually an Ivy League school, but an education in this art often begins in the home of people who have large objects permanently stuck in their rear end and/or people who have something to prove because they are afraid we will all find out how stupid they actually are or how small their wee-wees are.
I don't like going to that bar because all of the Wall Street guys who go there think that conversational rape is a great way to charm a girl.
by Grisel May 21, 2006
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conversational currency

Using facts, links, photos, videos and articles as units of exchange across social networks.
"Wow Vic, that blog post you linked to was amazing- that's some good conversational currency right there."
by Aplusbar January 27, 2010
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Conversational Deliciousness

1. When having a conversation that is so enjoyable it leaves a good taste in your mouth.

2. When having a conversation while eating something delicious. (Don't talk with your mouth full!)

3. Having a conversation about something so delicious that it is mouthwatering.
1. Person A: I just had the best conversation with a new acquaintance! It left a good taste in my mouth about that person.

Person B: Got to love having Conversational Deliciousness.

2. Person A: I just love this (insert delicious food here)! How was your day?

Person B: My day is better with this Conversational Deliciousness, did you try the (insert more delicious food here) ?

3. Person A: Dude, I just ate some delicious food, it was so tasty and had a good texture!

Person B: Man I don't think I can handle this Conversation Deliciousness, it's making me drool!
by C-Doll December 13, 2010
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Conversational Chuckling

1.) Laughing at something that's not even funny so you don't seem rude.

2.) Laughing in order to avoid awkwardness.
Person A: Did you see that music video on Youtube about Humpty Dumpty? What a CRACKhead!
Person B: Haha. (Conversational chuckling)

Person A: Dude, look at that girl's sunburn!
Person B: Hahahahahahahaha! (Conversational chuckling)
by socialbutterflyer June 20, 2011
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conversational Houdini

When the person you are talking to via text/msn suddenly disappears, or constantly disappears and re-appears, without offering any explanation. Basically, when the conversation is so damn boring they don't care about manners, and bail ship.
Girl 1: God, like, Colm is so totally boring.
Girl 2: Yeah, we were on msn last night, I pulled a conversational Houdini after about 5 mins and didn't even change my status.
by theorgasmingnun July 8, 2009
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Condensation

The form of conversation which takes place with a dense person.
Oh God! I just had the dumbest condensation with Jen
by Smejie April 11, 2010
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conversational reflexes

1. how deftly an individual can adapt a story or sentence they are currently telling to steer the mood of the listeners in their favor

2. how quickly an individual can fabricate a believable story while under scrutiny
A real-life instance of good Conversational Reflexes:

I just was going 125mph in my rental car 10min before reaching a security checkpoint.

Officer: "is that a rental? how fast does it go?"

Me: "I wouldn't know, this car is really slow"
by Teh Noj October 1, 2009
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