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by Redneck December 25, 2003
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When you ejaculate into a girls mouth and she spits your seman back at you.
"My girlfriend pulled the confederate shotgun on me last night, it was gross."
by I hope all of you burn in hell December 27, 2007
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Confederate Style

1. The sexual act of not getting any at all.
"I did her confederate style" (meaning "i did not get with her")
by Mike Chase October 7, 2003
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confederate flag

The confederate flag isnt a symbol for slavery, its simply representing the South. Which they used in the Civil War which was over MANY other things, than just slavery. And for all you people who say its racist, go to the South, you'll see just as many black people wearin the flag as whites. Its just pure heritage.
Southerns proudly fly their Confederate flags everywhere.
by country heart November 30, 2006
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Confederate

Smart person 1: Did you hear the new neighbor is a confederate?
Smart person 2: Cousin fucker.
by yoooooitsobama July 20, 2021
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Confederacy

OK, let's clear up some myths:
1. Slavery. The conventional un-wisdom says that had the Confederacy not been defeated, slavery would still be around. Nothing could have less truth value. The modernization of farming that occurred in the late 19th century ensured that slavery would have simply become obsolete had it not been outlawed.
2. The right to secede. Yes, it's legal for a state to leave the Union. While the Founding Fathers intended for the US to have a reasonably strong central government, they also believed that there was a point where the state governments could act if they felt that that federal government had gotten TOO powerful. The Confederacy was doing just that. Look at history, and you'll find that "Honest Abe" had some BIG plans for the government.
3. Civil Liberties. In times gone past, when the US fought wars, the government saw no need to silence critics. As for how this pertains to the current War on Terror, I'm not quite sure. Now I do believe there are some things you just can't do, like exposing government plans. Expressing your opinion is good enough.
4. Lincoln's views on race. Contrary to the myths, Lincoln was not the heroic "Great Emancipator." His opposition to slavery was based purely on political convenience. He did not intend for the freed slaves to stay, but for them to be deported to some place where they couldn't bother whites.
Me: I support the Confederacy
Idiot: You racist!
Me: Oh yeah? Why don't you do some research before opening your mouth.
Idiot: Because it's too inconvenient!
by Anonymous debunker of myths March 19, 2009
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confederate flag

1.) A historical symbol related to the Civil War
2.) Symbol of Southern Pride
3.) Symbol of the Redneck culture
4.) Symbol of White Supremacy

5.) Symbol used by white-trash adults who never grew out of the "edgy rebel" phase that most of us left behind in high school
Grown Man Who Works at McDonald's: "Hey everyone, I'm getting the Confederate flag tattooed on my arm, because I don't care what anyone thinks of me!"

(Everyone ignores him)

Grown Man Who Works at McDonald's: "I said, I'm getting a Confederate flag tattoo, 'cuz I don't care what y'all think of me!"

(Still being ignored)

Grown Man Who Works At McDonald's: "I'll bet a lot of you black folk are really offended by that!"

Black Person: (Ignores him)

Grown Man Who Works at McDonald's: "I'M A REBEL! I wear this flag for FREEDOM!"

Marine With American Flag Tattoo: "Oh really. "
by The Chickens Are Revolting December 15, 2014
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