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El psy congroo!

An infamous catchphrase from a certain Mad Scientist.

Anyone after watching Steins;Gate will have a 75% chance of saying this and also probably putting a banana into a microwave.
Makise Kurisu: What are you doing?
Hououin Kyouma: THIS IS HOUOUIN KYOUMA, IT HAS SEEMED THE ORGANIZATION SENT A SPY AGAINST ME, EL PSY CONGROO!
by CubicBeingUnFunny February 27, 2023
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controller scrimma

A Fortnite player that plays on a PC but uses a controller. Abuses L2 spam to land shots on other players. Usually very outspoken about how their aimbot is "balanced" and "needed". When criticized they will remind others that keyboard and mouse players have scroll wheel reset, 103 available keybinds, and use their arms. Very self-conscious about their skill and worried that Epic will nerf their aimbot.
This controller scrimma just one pumped me, they weren't even looking at me!
by Thesexual tyrannosaurus January 16, 2020
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Controligarch

con·trol·i·garch
/kənˈtrōlˈəˈɡärk/

noun
1. An extremely wealthy individual with the power to influence or direct people's behavior or the course of events.
2. A wealthy person, usually a billionaire, who wants to force people to change their behavior i.e. through mandatory health policies, digital identification, climate change policies, and other top-down coercions.
3. A person who seeks to monopolize and dominate markets and industries via hostile takeovers of small- and medium-size businesses.
4. The type of person who flies to the annual World Economic Forum confab in Davos, Switzerland on a private jet only to tell everyone else on the planet that they need to eat bugs in order to prevent cow farts from contributing to climate change.

5. The type of person who uses words like "sustainable development" and "family planning" to control the population by decreasing fertility rates.
6. The type of person who uses terms like "misinformation" and "disinformation" and "hate speech" to control what the public is allowed to say.

7. The type of person who got extremely rich during the pandemic while advocating for lockdowns and mandates that made everyone else poorer and their homebound children dumber.

Examples of Controligarchs: Bill Gates, Mark Zuckerberg, Jeff Bezos, Klaus Schwab, George Soros, Laurene Powell Jobs, Elon Musk, Michael Bloomberg, Oprah, David Rockefeller and the Rockefeller Foundation, Zbigniew Brzezinski, Richard Branson, Larry Fink and BlackRock.
Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos, Mark Zuckerberg, and other Controligarchs in Silicon Valley are a different breed than the oligarchs in Russia. Yes, they're insanely rich but unlike the oligarchs in corrupt countries around the world, the Controligarchs want to use their power and money to dominate every aspect of your life.
by TheSeamusB January 8, 2023
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gum control

School policy that prohibits chewing gum on campus so students don't stick the gum under the desks or put it on the floor.
My school has gum control. It's dumb. No gum aloud. They tell us to spit it out but usually everyone pops another one back in.
by yes juanito yes April 16, 2015
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Cock Check Control

When you go to talk to a sexy girl but first you gotta check and control your fully erected penis.
I saw Natalie in school and I went to say hi but first had to pull a Cock Check Control procedure
by Gimaf November 23, 2012
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cruise control

To be on cruise control means you are detached from the world: you glide through, paying limited or no attention to events which occur around you. You often stare into space. You may daydream, but most of the time you aren't really thinking about anything. You may feel lost even in familiar surroundings.
This can result from the break-up of a relationship, trouble within the family or the death of someone close to you.
It may involve drug use.

The term derives from the cruise control system on a car, which allows a specific speed to be set and regulated automatically by an onboard computer; the driver does not have to use the accelerator pedal
Ever since my brother killed himself, I've been totally out of it: I'm on cruise control.
by knights08 November 1, 2005
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Parental Controls

Stuff parents, schools, and retards put on computers to block most bad websites. Sometimes it just blocks out porn and drug websites, but other times it blocks EVERY FUCKING WEBSITE such as Youtube, Agar.io, and any fun social media site.

Only retards use parental controls.
I want to bust a huge nut but my school has extremely strict parental controls
by TheExtremeEvoker August 14, 2018
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