contarded

Confused and retarded
When a individual doesn't know what theyre talking about.

She is so contarded and doesn't know anything

by josie321 March 3, 2016

Camtard

An especially awful subset of fentards living in Cambridgeshire, England.

That camtard has married both his sisters, that's bigamy.

by Windsong_@_Debley_Down May 18, 2017

combarded

A release of a massive shart thought to be a fart, spreads all over into all different parts.

Man, I just combarded all over when my girl squeezed me.

by Jimbonious March 21, 2021

cotardsolutions

hot sexy man will do anything for him

a wee bit emo 🥱🥱

but god he is so hot hello 🤤

cotardsolutions is hot

by deez nuts are dripping help June 22, 2021

comarde

Comarde is a ugly guy the girls like him tho but he jus dont like them back well sometimes he do but he probably a. Scorpio and Comarde is a chill dude like he probably likes being n the house but he likes going outside to n he loves girls but gets kind of scared to text or call them.

Comarde is the best

by Ashleyy November 23, 2021

Cumtarded

When you are piped down so good that you go retarded from all the orgasms you’re having

Charles made me cum so hard,I was straight cumtarded

by Tatd_girl August 25, 2023

Cotard's syndrome

A rare mental disorder in which the affected thinks that they are dead or don't exist

Lana:Ebenezer, how is your grandpa doing?
Ebenezer:He is unfortunately suffering from Cotard's syndrome
Lana:Hope he recovers

by GasparThalasso May 30, 2025