A young male who spends his adolescent years sitting in front of his laptop communicating via webcam with underage girls...naked.
*Random Conversations*
"...Yeah and we were like talking using webcam and he was like 'Oh, would it be awkward if I told you I was naked right now..?'"
"Oh! He must have been Naked Computer Kid!"
"...Yeah and we were like talking using webcam and he was like 'Oh, would it be awkward if I told you I was naked right now..?'"
"Oh! He must have been Naked Computer Kid!"
by VirginiaisaLesbian May 15, 2009
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"Don't ever say I didn't buy you anything," said Joey, "I gave you a porn computer for your personal entertainment needs."
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A compooter is code name for a laptop poo
Basically sitting using your laptop whilst squeezing a poo out.
Basically sitting using your laptop whilst squeezing a poo out.
by riggers8 December 13, 2013
Get the compooter mug.A lethal virus contracted on one's computer due to excessive observation of pornography. Generally non-curable.
Tyrone: Yo, I gots mad computer AIDS 'cause I be watchin' like nine consecutive hours of porn yesterday.
Louis: Yo, shit.
Tyrone: Word.
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Tyrone: Word.
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Damn son, I went to meet Tanya from myspace, but turns out she was a computer cutie. I ran like hell.
by Peetiewonder April 17, 2009
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I’ve got a seriously bad case of computer head and will need to recuperate outdoors all this weekend.
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