Gentleman's completion

For a man to bring himself to an an honourable and satisfying climax through masturbation.

Sit back, relax, and bring yourself to a Gentleman's Completion

"Bloody hell, have you seen those pics of Jessica Simpson? I had to go home in a rush..."
"How was it?"
"Gentleman's completion..."

by Patrick Antonis September 29, 2006

self copulation

(technical jargon) When a situation you intended to turn out one way turns out to be completely something you never imagined. Often occuring the the area of politics, relationships or sports when an individual or group gets involved in a situation they cannot get out of. Often referred to as the state of being or art of being "fucked."

e.g. Damn, Dick, our foreign policy blows. We really self copulated when we invaded Iraq.
e.g. My date with Jill didn't turn out like I planned. She's not the dinner whore I thought she was, so I went home to contemplate with self copulation.

by Roland_07 October 4, 2007

oral copulation

1. to insert the male member (penis) into the mouth in order to derive sexual pleasure.
2. the sucking or licking of the female genitalia (vagina) in order to derive sexual plaesure

i would be enchanted if you performed oral copulation on me

by annon. January 22, 2004

Locker Combination

A womans measurements

Laura had a big ol bootie, her locker combination was, 36-24-38

by SirHC510 August 30, 2006

Cumpilation

A compilation of video clips from adult films in which each shot consists of a male ejaculating on a woman's (several woman's) face(s).

That Cumpilation was great, it had five of my favorite porn stars in it!

by CumMaster11 February 25, 2009

Combolation

A thanking, or congratulation. usually a mix of the two, hence "Combolation".

"Many combolations"

by Senor Cardgage March 19, 2004

Complicationship

Derived from the 'It's complicated' relationship option on Facebook. People who are not quite sure whats happening between them are in a complicationship.

Gossip 1: I've seen Dave and Clare together a lot recently. Are they going out?
Gossip 2: Don't think so. They're just in a complicationship.

by Bean There Done That May 18, 2010