card counting

a life skill every good gambler should learn

card counting is how to beat those bastards at the casino who try to screw over the gamblers

by Just Sayin' May 30, 2006

cloud computing

Cloud computing is a style of computing in which dynamically scalable and often virtualised resources are provided as a service over the Internet. Users need not have knowledge of, expertise in, or control over the technology infrastructure "in the cloud" that supports them

Sun Microsystems showcased the Sun Open Cloud Platform, the company's open cloud computing infrastructure, powered by industry-leading software technologies from Sun, including Java, MySQL, OpenSolaris and Open Storage.

by terababy March 21, 2009

Counting Tweets

A term used when one is tired yet cannot sleep so they mindlessly fill their Twitter page with nonsensical Tweets in order to rack up to a predetermined number or an even number if you are OCD or superstitious. Ultimately it is the equivalent of being bored enough to watching paint dry or watching grass grow.

Greg: What'd you do last night?

Mel: Shit really. Sat online mostly Counting Tweets all night.

Greg: Damn. There really wasn't anything poppin' in downtown?

Mel: Nope. Couldn't sleep either so it sucked hardcore.

by sweet_melissa79 March 16, 2013

Commiting a Cruz

The act where you blow a game a game of 8 ball pool when you have the black ball left to sink

Fred: OH NO!!!
John: What?
Fred: IM Commiting A Cruz!!!
John: Lol xD

by 8 ball player September 4, 2019

countingcaskets

a sexy black man who leaks playboi carti

mf 1: do you know countingcaskets

mf 2: yeah he likes penis

kobe: got room for one more?

by Teddy Kaczynski October 26, 2022

weird counting relationship

When you and bae or a friend keep track of how much you owe one another, down to the penny, no matter how long you've known eachother

Person 1: What's taking those two so long to pay?
Person 2: I think they have a weird counting relationship.

by irok720 May 3, 2016

Maricopa Counting

A very subjective form of calculation. If you count something and the number you get is not what you wanted just do a recount and if the new number you get is still not what you wanted do another recount and so on until you get the exact result you wanted. That is Maricopa Counting.

Dang, I lost the election...
No no, you just need to do some Maricopa Counting of the votes.

by Turd Ferguson the second January 17, 2022