Cummoning

the act of ejaculating with intent of the excretion to land on someone or something

“Whatcha doing?”

“Cummoning.”
“Ahh you on grindr again.”

by Jj0909 August 21, 2021

The Commodity Effect

When an object or commodity goes from being as common as water when you are not looking for it, to extremely unethically rare when you do need it.

Dude, The Commodity Effect is so real right now. I never thought twice about this poster until I actually needed it, now I can't find it anywhere.

by phillip buttons April 10, 2017

Oversize commodity relocation technician

trucker who hauls shit you can't. Generally hard as fuck. Doesn't give a shit about how mad you are at them for making you 30 seconds late for your meeting

Girl : ooh look at that guy! Why is he so sexy?
Other girl : he's an oversize commodity relocation technician!

by pugsley89 September 14, 2019

Commaging

A person who smells, or sniffs dead people's farts.

-"Where was Dirty Dave last night Bill?" "He was commaging in the morgue of course." "Ohhhhhhh myyyyyyyyyyyy."

-"Have you heard of this new trend that's been happening"? "What the atkins diet?" "No smelling dead people's farts...... you know, commaging."

-"Ahhhh, don't you just love your own brand of farts?" "No, I prefer dead people's."

by Zebraman September 17, 2007

Communing with Nature

Back in the day, we used to refer to the product of being smoking pot as being stoned. Then one day our friend John decided that we were not smoking. We were "communing with nature." We adapted this into our lexicon. Now, when we refer to smoking, we speak of "communing" (instead of smoking) or being "communed" (instead of being "stoned"). I much prefer my version of the smoking to the average words.

John is always stoned. He's been communing with nature alot lately.

by Communing with Haven July 20, 2008

commodity fund

(FINANCE) a mutual fund that trades in commodities or commodity derivatives. This can include commodity index funds.

Usually a commodity fund makes its returns by trading derivatives rather than the underlying commodity.

by Abu Yahya April 15, 2010

commodititties

n. Generic breasts. Trade-able on the worldwide market.

Sami: Look at that biaaatch Karli and her lame-ass mammary lumps.
Beqquiffa: I heard she can't even trade those commodititties for even the smallest sum of big dick money.
Sami: Let's go get some Starbucks.

by luscious rolls and large nubs March 6, 2016