Commentardy

The official description of the poor person who comes up with the perfect comeback ... about 6 hours too late.

Guy A - Hey spazoid, have you seen my tape measure?

Guy B - No

(6 hours lapses)

Guy B - I'm so commentardy! I should have said "Yeah, your mom brought it to my house last night to measure how big a real man is." That would've been awesome.

by smeleigh July 21, 2007

Commedia del arte

That one interesting thing in drama class

Me: Have you seen commedia del arte?
Guy: n o .

by Pleasedonttrackmedown March 25, 2021

Commentator

The asshole that decides it is necessary to tell you when something scary, important, or funny is about to happen in a movie.

Dude1- Ah man this part is awesome.

Dude2- Shut the hell up and stop being a fucking commentator.

by ToferKnolio July 27, 2011

blob by blob commentary

sitting in the garage and gazing at a lava lamp, while monty does a play by play commentary on the lumps of lava floating around the lamp to annoy bogan.

"and that blobs out of here!" "monty im sick of your blob by blob commentary"

by the ultimate secret January 21, 2007

Coital Commentator

(1) a sexual braggart, usually male, who feels compelled to offer commentary on their sexual performance

(a) the commentary can be pre-, during, and post-coitus

(2) it often goes hand in hand with bedroom Fiction on the Fly

"The guy was cute but he was another of those coital commentators. I had to hit the mental snooze button a few times."

"It wasn't enough that he was a lousy lovemaker; this coital commentator had to describe it like he were the horse and I was Catherine the Great."

"It felt like Monday Night Football. Sex may be a game of inches but the coital commentary was bugging me."

by Marcus Antonius July 27, 2009

cut commentary

Niggas that play video games and don't know how to keep a continuous conversation

I just posted a new cut commentary on YouTube.

by 420doritoskkk April 19, 2017

social commentary

Gossip.

Something taboo and should never be said unless you want to look like a condescending pompous doucher.

Todd's constant social commentary landed him in the dog house with his group of friends.

Todd's social commentary landed him a job with a People magazine.

by SsTtUuBbYy August 17, 2011