comcast.net

If you have this email, your sons a disappointment.

example email *[e-mail]*

by your pussay mamas <3 January 7, 2021

The Comcast Triple Play

When a man gets Oral sex, sexual intercourse, and anal sex with a women all in one sexual sitting.

Guy1:How was you night last night?
guy2:I did the comcast triple play with my GF so I am good

by deathafterkarma August 19, 2008

Comcasted

When playing an Online game, you have sudden bursts of lag, or are randomly disconnected. Usually when something awesome is about to happen, or when others are relying on you.

1. "Why didn't you heal the tanks?" - "Oh, I got comcasted."
2. "Sorry I shot you, I was being Comcasted."
3. "Why didn't you complete the mission?!" - "Meh, I got comcasted again."

by SRTunak April 4, 2010

comcastrated

To have one's Comcast cable internet service suddenly cease working at the worst possible time. Unlike it's root word, castrate, comcastration can (and is, in fact, likely to) happen over and over and over to both men and women.

I was just about to pay my credit card bill online when I got comcastrated, causing me to miss the midnight deadline and incurring $28 in late fees.

by blumer November 2, 2006

Comcastic

Adjective meaning really, really shitty.

I'm trying to get my internet and cable to work and Comcast just put me on hold for the fourth time. It's comcastic.

by Leah hates you all April 9, 2006

Comast

When both you and your homie wake up together in the same bed with morning wood

Person 1: Yo, me and my homie just woke up comasting!
Person 2: Man, my homie and I were only half-masting.

by superbuckles October 19, 2020

concast

An insult towards comcast, used to describe their poor service.

You guys have comcast?

MORE LIKE CONCAST. HAHAHA

by sunsnail July 6, 2007