Turkish comb-over

Taint hair of excessive length

Jerry can wrap his taint hair around his waist like a belt, he inherited his old man's Turkish comb-over

by boccemaster April 27, 2019

rocker comb over

when a guy wears a bandana to hide his receding hair line

“Bret Michaels has a rocker comb over.”

by ebbonloft July 9, 2012

Columbian Comb-over

When one defecates on a partner's genitals. Then said partner proceeds to dab his genitals (Teabag) on boyfriend or girlfriend's head.

"Damn dude.. My balls smell like ass."

"Why is that?"

"Well. Things were getting a bit dull , so I thought I'd spice it up a bit with a. "Columbian Comb-over"

"Fuckin' A man?!"

by Metal Metal Rob December 29, 2009

presidential comb over

When the president deals with a problem by sweeping it under the rug.

Trump is dealing with the problem of his ties to Russia by giving it a presidential comb over.

by Walter Ego1 March 18, 2017

end-stage comb-over

A comb-over that has reached the end of its service as there is not enough remaining hair to do the job.

Congressman Ted Yoho delivered his apology, but it was no more convincing than his end-stage comb-over.

by PBSPinchback July 22, 2020

Intellectual Comb-over

(Noun) A large collection of degrees, certificates and awards on one's office or cubicle wall that are placed the in a pathetic attempt to cover a glaring lack of professional competency or adequacy.

Wally from Dilbert cube probably has every degree since high school, certificates from every seminar and Webinar he ever attended/watched - all in an attempt to "comb-over" the fact that he doesn't really know or do anything productive.

Have you seen Wally's cube? What an Intellectual Comb-Over! He even had his Presidential Certificate of Fitness from High School!

by CivilSavant April 4, 2011

car comb-over

A cosmetic addition to a mid-life crisis car

Dude. See that vanity plate on that guy's Hummer? Car comb-over.

by AM Parker April 19, 2008